After reading the following, you may ask yourself and even us, “Did that really need to be said?” Our succinct rebuttal? Damn right, it does: this four-foot-wide inflatable Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float does not actually pass its gas when you plant your ass on it. Are we disappointed? No. When Mom told us Dad ...
We love every one of Earth's creatures, great and small. That being said, we'd eat a condor-egg omelette seasoned with the tears of beached blue whale and topped with extra-crispy baby seal back bacon before we ever let harm come to a unicorn. They apparently weep glittery vodka with a deliciously sweet finish. ...
Farts. Are. Funny. End of story. No. You want someone to let you finish? Go beat Kanye West for an award, any award, and just wait for Jay-Z to hold up a shiny object in the crowd to distract him after he leg-humps Beyonce. After that, you can finish thanking your mom, Jesus and Elvis and close up on a point about ...
This Season, Let The Gift Of Santa Farts Keep Giving, Thanks To ManHands Soap Company. This Christmas season, give the scented gift from ManHands Soap Company that reeks of all things manly. Honor the essence of the avatar of idealized manhood. Make your man smell all year-round like Santa Farts. There could be ...
Jason Lazarus