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Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float Makes Swimming A Gas
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Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float Makes Swimming A Gas

After reading the following, you may ask yourself and even us, “Did that really need to be said?” Our succinct rebuttal? Damn right, it does: this four-foot-wide inflatable Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float does not actually pass its gas when you plant your ass on it. Are we disappointed? No. When Mom told us Dad ...

Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy Supports A Great Cause
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Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy Supports A Great Cause

We love every one of Earth's creatures, great and small. That being said, we'd eat a condor-egg omelette seasoned with the tears of beached blue whale and topped with extra-crispy baby seal back bacon before we ever let harm come to a unicorn. They apparently weep glittery vodka with a deliciously sweet finish. ...

Farty Pants Keychain Unleashes The Magic In Your Pants
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Farty Pants Keychain Unleashes The Magic In Your Pants

Farts. Are. Funny. End of story. No. You want someone to let you finish? Go beat Kanye West for an award, any award, and just wait for Jay-Z to hold up a shiny object in the crowd to distract him after he leg-humps Beyonce. After that, you can finish thanking your mom, Jesus and Elvis and close up on a point about ...

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