From the award-winning fantasy art and replica sculptors of Design Toscano, we present the only grand accoutrement worthy of succeeding their exceptional life-sized strolling bigfoot statue: the spectacular Warwickshire Dragon Glass-Topped Coffee Table. It’s a masterpiece furnishing worthy of a Targaryen ...
You have a sunrise meeting with your kingdom’s most dimwitted-yet-influential barbarian lord over teeming coffee and bacon burnt black to parley for a leave of absence from your labor and livelihood to join the joviality of your village’s Renaissance Festival. Sadly, you lack sufficient wisdom to enchant your +5 ...
Our feline roomies will never appreciate living in a decadent world of fantastic instant gratification where handmade-to-order Cat Caves can be manifested from across the sea just by punching a few buttons. We don’t see the fantastically talented Etsy merchants at WoolyCatCaves weaving us cozy personal furniture ...
Our nerdy brethren and sistren often share an uncanny knack for paying stunningly creative homage to the fandoms that turn their worlds upside-down. With the penultimate season finale nearly upon us and the sorrow of our final tour of Westeros growing nearer on the horizon, legions of “Game of Thrones” fans have long ...
There's No Thronewarming Or Naming Day Gift Quite Like These "Game Of Thrones" Dragon Egg Salt & Pepper Shakers These “Game of Thrones” Dragon Egg Salt & Pepper Shakers gave us pause for a strange realization: even in such a far-flung fantasy setting as Westeros, the House Targaryen superstition concerning ...
When would any well-adjusted person associate vomit with any recognized definition of “luck?” That’s what this Lucky Rainbow Puking Garden Gnome already has you asking, isn’t it? Well, first of all, it’s adorable that you would associate the sanest among our little tribe with the descriptor “well-adjusted.” Oh, you ...
For all but one wizard chosen by the Goblet of Fire, the opportunity to grasp the Triwizard Cup was the most important day of their lives. For Harry Potter, it was a Tuesday. When we think about everything The Boy Who Lived had endured prior to being tossed into the Triwizard Tournament in his fourth year at ...
Don't jump to any conclusions about our Unicorn Light-Up Slippers. We didn't need to slaughter two mythical horned beasts to traipse about our living room on chilly weekend mornings in magically adorable fashion. The baby unicorns volunteered. Honest. Humbled though we are by the willing sacrifice of such ...
The late Jim Henson's name typically isn't considered synonymous with nostalgic nightmare fuel. Of course, someone then has to bring up "The Dark Crystal" and we have to ask ourselves all over again why the father of the Muppets and "Sesame Street" would show us such things. It's no wonder at all that we're ...
This Polar Picks Shake-and-Share Toothpick Dispenser does an all-around great justice to just how friendly these fairytale-like sea creatures can look. They are called Narwhals , and seriously, have you ever taken a good, long look at one of these curious sea mammals? For one thing, they really do always look like ...
Finally, somebody else understands the one burning question we have never answered: if people had wings, wouldn't they make for brilliantly convenient concealed storage? Thank you, Volha Kotova. Yes. The answer is, yes, they certainly would. The Belarussian artist clearly saw us coming when she fashioned these ...
It is inarguably impossible for any gamer to own "too many" dice. Therefore, the opportunity to be rewarded with a d20 for showering is akin to slaying a skeleton that drops Vibranium Plate. OK, nothing is quite that fortuitous. However, let's break these D20 Die Soaps from Etsy seller Digitalsoaps down to their ...
Once upon a time, in the real world centuries past amidst humankind's growing dominance as Earth's ruling species, our ancestors decided to tackle a nagging problem, See, we're bipedal mammals. Our feet are the foundation for effective balance, efficient locomotion, and once upon a time, such vital everyday ...
We love every one of Earth's creatures, great and small. That being said, we'd eat a condor-egg omelette seasoned with the tears of beached blue whale and topped with extra-crispy baby seal back bacon before we ever let harm come to a unicorn. They apparently weep glittery vodka with a deliciously sweet finish. ...
This Magical Unicorn Onesie makes daily wardrobe decisions downright elementary. Why, when you could don the skin of the most magical and majestic beast in all this earthly realm, would you entertain wearing anything else? Look, this singularly stunning beast shed its tears, blood, and very skin for you to have a ...
We consider it a sort of nerdy alchemy that the power of Funko POP! Vinyls could turn the unintentional bed-yellowing terror of Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal" into a nuclear mushroom cloud of adorable. Seriously, this is tampering with the natural order of our childhood memories. If you've never seen this somewhat ...
Our office pet Doggehkin used to be an adventurer like you. But then some asshole shot an arrow at some guy's knee and he took off chasing it. Haven't seen him since. Dark magick doth not deceive thine eyes. That is indeed an aluminum suit of handmade Fantasy Dog Knight Armor. A day may come when the courage of ...
Who says you have to grow up and stop believing in unicorns? No matter how old you are, unicorns never get old, they are timeless, mystical creatures that appear to those worthy of their pure magic. If you still believe in unicorns, or you just like the way they look because of their colorful cuteness, then you can ...
Night time can be a scary time for kids outside, especially if there are no lights around, as monsters could lurk in the shadows behind trees and rocks. Fortunately, woodland fairies can be rounded up for their bright, magical glow and imprisoned in glass jars to light the way for human children. Sounds barbaric, ...
Mind if we level with you for a moment? Here goes: you can't tame a unicorn. We don't mean that no human is so bold, strong, and noble. We're saying, you couldn't put a Pomeranian in its place, let alone a majestic, powerful horned horse of legend. Now, an eight-foot Floaty Inflatable Rainbow Unicorn? Well, we're ...
Yes, welcome to Peter S. Beagle's private booth in Hell - still being alive, this great man himself hasn't even seen this exclusive preview: Unicorn Dust, a spangle-laden paint that could only be a byproduct of this realm's rarest, most beautiful and revered magical guardian of the woodlands. You know what? We draw ...
What little girl hasn't dreamed of being a beautiful mermaid? The wide-open deep blue sea as your playground...the graceful freedom of cutting a swath through the water...deciding one day that you'd rather be a mute with a sweet set of gams and a crush on a man you've never met... For warm and cozy nights snuggling ...
As lifelong geeks of deeply personal tastes, we're accustomed to standing a breed apart in our defined styles. Nevertheless, there are those times we have to adapt, assimilate and just blend comfortably within the slice of the world around us that WON'T meet on the field of honor to decide among us which House should ...
We love us some innovative products that retail affordably and make incredibly cool things possible. Only one thing could be even better in our eyes, to be honest: when people like Instructables user MikaelaHolmes devises, produces and tests an inventive, resourceful creation and spreads the wealth to other ...
So stop drinking unicorn blood and chug from the mug! We need a compromise, here. Don't tell us you haven't been drinking unicorn blood again, damn you. It's as plain as Voldemort's noseless face. You're drenched in blood and banned from the Kentucky Derby because there was just no convincing you that, one, neither ...
Look, if we haven't made it crystal-clear by now, we enthusiastically - and very cautiously - support spoiling cats rotten. We assume this submissive position not because we really like them, but because they are genuinely devious little adorable assholes who know great and powerful magicks. Hey, dismiss all you ...
Any mortal who drinks the blood of a unicorn receives eternal life, but it's a cursed, half-life. Moral to take away from this? Don't be a moron. Skip the blood, drink Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur, get blotto, and get your Candy Mountain on while skipping that horrific not-quite-dead hangover. Now, the intoxicating ...
Want to know what makes some of the scariest stuff of nightmares out there so very terrifying? So much of it, we just find so unsettlingly gorgeous. Yep, this time out, we'll just grin and bear it when we explain our fascination with the skull-scultpures of darkly imaginative Colorado artist Chris Haas and they ...
We like to imagine there's a cut of David Fincher's SE7EN out there in which Kevin Spacey's hired delivery driver cocks up the package labels and instead of staring down at Gwyneth Paltrow's lopped-off head, he just stares confused at this charming masterpiece from the Peter S. Beagle's Nightmares Signature Taxidermy ...
So, you live in an area riddled with squirrels, but no unicorns to be found anywhere? Well, don’t give up hope. With a little magic, you can turn your little woodland squirrels into legendary unicorns! It’s possible, now with the Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder by a guy named Archie McPhee, who obviously likes ...
A boy with an imaginative mind. A Childlike Empress. A world in threat from a calamitous force called the Nothing. Michael Ende has been captivating readers since the release of the NeverEnding Story in 1979. Since then, we’ve been lucky enough to have seen 3 films on this great book, 2 in particular that are based ...
If you’ve ever read Grimms’ Fairy Tales, Ella Enchanted, or any other fiction work based on Faeries, then you’re no stranger to the concept of magic and its amazing capabilities. According to folklore, fairy rings are formed by a natural ring of mushrooms and become stable over time. This phenomenon has been ...
Mermaids. Every little girl that’s obsessed with Ariel wants to be one, and even some adults get tired of walking on two legs. There’s no ifs, ands, or tails about it, mermaids are free, powerful, and sexy. Why join the ranks of the undead when you don’t give a fin about immortality or eating flesh? If you’re going ...
This is a clock that is designed solely for nerds and which is comprised entirely of pop culture references where each of the hours would normally go. So instead of '12' and '3' which have frankly been overdone, you instead have random seeming references like 'Wizard Tournament'. But there is a method to the ...
This image is actually an incredible, infinitely looping design that's hypnotic to watch when played on a loop and that feels like you're on some sort of strange amusement ride when you watch it being zoomed into as a video. Watch it and you will very likely not be able to look away as you are taken into a journey of ...
In previous episodes, Super-Fan Builds showed us how to create a Guardians of the Galaxy 'Groot swing' and a Batmobile baby stroller. Both of which were absolutely awesome, obviously. This latest build though takes the biscuit (cutter) – Final Fantasy Kitchen Knives! Cloud's sword is now pretty legendary, so ...
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