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Unicorn Light-Up Slippers Are Magically Warm & Plush
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Unicorn Light-Up Slippers Are Magically Warm & Plush

Don't jump to any conclusions about our Unicorn Light-Up Slippers. We didn't need to slaughter two mythical horned beasts to traipse about our living room on chilly weekend mornings in magically adorable fashion. The baby unicorns volunteered. Honest. Humbled though we are by the willing sacrifice of such ...

Warcraft Durotan Plush Slippers Earn A Comfy Zug Zug!
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Warcraft Durotan Plush Slippers Earn A Comfy Zug Zug!

Once upon a time, in the real world centuries past amidst humankind's growing dominance as Earth's ruling species, our ancestors decided to tackle a nagging problem, See, we're bipedal mammals. Our feet are the foundation for effective balance, efficient locomotion, and once upon a time, such vital everyday ...

Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy Supports A Great Cause
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Unicorn Farts Cotton Candy Supports A Great Cause

We love every one of Earth's creatures, great and small. That being said, we'd eat a condor-egg omelette seasoned with the tears of beached blue whale and topped with extra-crispy baby seal back bacon before we ever let harm come to a unicorn. They apparently weep glittery vodka with a deliciously sweet finish. ...

Dog Knight Armor For Pets To Join In Cosplay Fun
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Dog Knight Armor For Pets To Join In Cosplay Fun

Our office pet Doggehkin used to be an adventurer like you. But then some asshole shot an arrow at some guy's knee and he took off chasing it. Haven't seen him since. Dark magick doth not deceive thine eyes. That is indeed an aluminum suit of handmade Fantasy Dog Knight Armor. A day may come when the courage of ...

Mermaid Tail Blanket Keeps You Toasty-Warm Out Of Water
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Mermaid Tail Blanket Keeps You Toasty-Warm Out Of Water

What little girl hasn't dreamed of being a beautiful mermaid? The wide-open deep blue sea as your playground...the graceful freedom of cutting a swath through the water...deciding one day that you'd rather be a mute with a sweet set of gams and a crush on a man you've never met... For warm and cozy nights snuggling ...

3D Unicorn Mug Adds Magic To Your Mornings
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3D Unicorn Mug Adds Magic To Your Mornings

So stop drinking unicorn blood and chug from the mug! We need a compromise, here. Don't tell us you haven't been drinking unicorn blood again, damn you. It's as plain as Voldemort's noseless face. You're drenched in blood and banned from the Kentucky Derby because there was just no convincing you that, one, neither ...

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Neverending Story Falkor Plush Helps the Mind Take Flight
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Neverending Story Falkor Plush Helps the Mind Take Flight

A boy with an imaginative mind. A Childlike Empress. A world in threat from a calamitous force called the Nothing. Michael Ende has been captivating readers since the release of the NeverEnding Story in 1979. Since then, we’ve been lucky enough to have seen 3 films on this great book, 2 in particular that are based ...

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Merfin Mermaid Mono Fin Sates Your Crustacean Craziness
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Merfin Mermaid Mono Fin Sates Your Crustacean Craziness

Mermaids. Every little girl that’s obsessed with Ariel wants to be one, and even some adults get tired of walking on two legs. There’s no ifs, ands, or tails about it, mermaids are free, powerful, and sexy. Why join the ranks of the undead when you don’t give a fin about immortality or eating flesh? If you’re going ...

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Nerdiest Nerd Clock Ever Made. Geeks Rejoice…In Time
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Nerdiest Nerd Clock Ever Made. Geeks Rejoice…In Time

This is a clock that is designed solely for nerds and which is comprised entirely of pop culture references where each of the hours would normally go. So instead of '12' and '3' which have frankly been overdone, you instead have random seeming references like 'Wizard Tournament'. But there is a method to the ...

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