No childhood is complete without a soft, hairy friend that wraps its limbs around a tiny torso. We'll never forget the day we came from the playground with ours, one for each kid. We were still arguing over whose new companion would be named "Wicket" when Mom ran screaming at us and smacking our brand-new furry ...
This plush, cozy Ewok Ladies' Robe raises all kinds of questions about potential divergent evolution across the forest moon of Endor. Hear us out. Some individual among a species' population displays the very first instance of a seemingly spontaneous mutation. That one distinctive trait proves exceptionally ...
Every child is one embarrassing case of excessive hair growth away from being an Ewok. There are more than a few adoption agencies who refuse to deal with us because we've expressed a vocal preference for hirsutism six-year-olds with hirsutism. Fortunately, this Ewok Kids' Beanie offers us an alternative. Now, our ...
If short videos on the Internet have taught us anything, it's this: nature has a disconcerting knack for blending the adorable with the threatening, terrifying, and deadly. Don't believe us? Assemble a random sample of strangers and ask them to take a piece of candy from this Star Wars Ewok Candy Bowl and Holder. ...
How in the name of George Lucas did it take this long for a Build-A-Bear Wicket the Ewok to bring balance to the cuddly side of the Force? When the ewoks were released upon an unprepared world of Star Wars nerds with 1983's Return Of The Jedi, the divided response made the way Jar Jar Binks would eventually be ...
Mock the ThinkGeek-exclusive Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf at your own risk, fellow STAR WARS-nerd tribes. You may think they're nothing short of the birthplace of everything that has ever gone horribly, horribly wrong with the franchise, but those who love these little sentient lint-balls with eyes to itty-bitty pieces tend ...
Jason Lazarus