You cannot deceive these Black Like My Soul Marshmallows with that inky void comprising the furthest recesses of your being. Even a hollow, heartless husk wouldn’t dare resist this morose foodstuff’s indulgently sweet vanilla taste. Relinquish your desperate, clinging grip on rainbow-crapping unicorns and other ...
After witnessing the in-no-way-subtley-masturbatory catharsis of the Stress Sausage, we felt certain the good people of Firebox were...well, good people. We are no longer so certain we haven't allied ourselves with unspeakable evil. Exhibit A: HABANERO-INF-- -- USED GUMMI BEARS. So, what's in store thanks to ...
Kids innately know how to joke and as the years pass children learn how to prank effectively as well. It is almost like an evolutionary process – joking and then learning to conduct pranks properly. As the years pass this skill becomes refined to near perfection, usually by the time big kids head off to college. ...
Sure Grumpy cat is well, grumpy, but this cat is pure evil. Evil Cat.
Jason Lazarus