If you enjoy drinking cold, refreshing drinks like beer, then you are not alone, countless people do too. However, if you don't like drinking a can of beer in front of others, or you just don't feel like broadcasting to everyone that you are in fact enjoying a beer, then the Lolo Lid is your pass to privacy. It ...
Drinking with friends is fun, and when your tight-nit group of buddies aren't around to enjoy the 'good-times' with you, now, there is a special bottle opener that can automatically let them know when you're throwing back a few cold ones. It's called the BOx. This uniquely designed bottle opener is hand-crafted ...
We're going out on a limb here and assuming most of you, our readers, have seen "The Crow". That scene in which T-Bird's gang sits around a dingy barroom table downing shots topped off with rounds of live ammunition? Yeah, don't do that. Like, ever. Things designed to kill other human beings are usually fashioned from ...
We don't always get black-out drunk by 4 p.m. - hey, six days a week qualifies as "not always". When we do, we do it with a Nipyata(!) full of top-notch hooch. At first, we had to ask, "What the deep-fried hell is a 'Nipyata!'?" The newest revolution in pasties? A knockoff of a sporty Mazda coupe? Though both ...
When Christmas Day rolls around, does it mean little more to you than "Hooray! Less than four months until '4/20'?" Have you ever wished that something, anything, could taste as good as fresh cannabis smells and getting f***ed up in a fashion language hasn't yet adequately described feels? If you have a refined ...
Nothing enhances getting blitzed quite like an element of chance. Whether loosening up with a lively pre-party or unloading Pandora's Box of inevitable "It Was A Good Idea At The Time" consequences after a night on the town, spin the Wheel of Misfortunte and make what may be your worst deal this side of that year you ...
Sorry, folks. We unfortunately won't be of much help with your sounding any less like a speech-therapy patient when trying to pronounce the names of the world's finest scotches. As consolation, The Essential Scratch and Sniff Guide to Becoming a Whisky Know-It-All will certainly elevate you to at least sounding like a ...
IT'S LOG! IT'S LOG! IT'S BIG, IT'S HEAVY IT'S WOOD! This Log Liquor Dispenser is the no less than the decanter Ron Swanson intended - each unit definitively "one of a kind". That's because Ohio WoodWorking Shop crafts each dispenser from genuine urban harvested Ohio hardwood trees. No two 8" dispensers are alike, ...
We considered our beer pong careers complete when we narrowly claimed the Tau Kappa Epsilon Galactic Championships the night after we graduated from Hamburger University with Associate's Degrees in Fryology. The Infinity Glow LED Beer Pong Table has shown us the sport of kings has evolved, tempting us with new ...
Rule 55 of Internet Manliness: if it is a gun or of a gun, it is the most useful invention in all human history. That includes anything, such as the Shotgun Shell Bottle Opener, that sets off a gunshot sound every time you snap a cap off your favorite microbrew. (Rule 55a: You will know Heaven by the nexus of beer, ...
In today’s world of sports, true fans take nothing for granted, especially when it comes to authentic memorabilia like baseball trading cards, or the authentic uniform and official ball caps of well-known players. Baseball teams in the MLB (Major Leagues Baseball), for example, have their own museums or vaults that ...
There's nothing quite like looking at a product like the Beer Tie Koozie and asking ourselves, "What the hell took the world so long?" Try to follow us, here. The earliest evidence of the birth of beer dates back to a 3,900-year-old Sumerian poem dedicated to patron saint of brewing - Yes, really - Ninkasi. A ...
Baseball season has come and gone until April. Still, we're fans that love to cling to every little reminder of America's Pastime that we can until pitchers and catchers report in 2016. So, as we drink a toast to the 2015 World Champion Kansas City Royals' first World Series victory in 30 years, we'll be snapping open ...
Screw maturity and practicality. We don't need a reason. We want a BRNLY SlingPop because a combination bottle-opener/slingshot is a thing we want to have. A product of respected knifemaker Burnley Design's collaboration with Scout Leather Co. and Prometheus Lights, the SlingPop is fashioned from feather-light and ...
With all due respect to the sainted souls of George Harrison and John Lennon, the most profoundly timeless truth the Beatles ever shared with mankind was not that all we need is love, but that, indeed, "Happiness is a warm gun." Super-Saiyan God happiness, however, is doing shots from a Revolver Shot Glass. It is ...
Think of it as being basically like a kegger held in The Grid. Nobody tip off the MCP. BYODPS. That is, Bring Your Own Daft Punk Soundtrack. Oh, GlowPong. It's like you know us. How else could you have predicted that the one thing our traditional blackout games of Beer Pong had been missing was the ability to ...
So stop drinking unicorn blood and chug from the mug! We need a compromise, here. Don't tell us you haven't been drinking unicorn blood again, damn you. It's as plain as Voldemort's noseless face. You're drenched in blood and banned from the Kentucky Derby because there was just no convincing you that, one, neither ...
You've worked hard all day with just one simple indulgence in mind: at the end of the day, just one chilled beverage of your choice to toast your victories, be they over the assembled hordes of Genghis Khan, Duane from Accounting's diabolical SUPER MARIO MAKER level, or just getting the damn copier to spit out your ...
Please, Do Not Use Switchpop To Recreate "Beat It" Knife-Fight First things first: we love the Switchpop, but everyone has "that one friend". For all we know, you've been both caked in and tasked with cleaning up his or her messes since before one of you grew hair in odd places and started having weird thoughts ...
Whoever holds this Viking Horn Glass, if he be thirsty, shall drink the beer of THOR! Come, take this Nordic-style drinking horn from its stately birch-wood stand. Feel the smoothness of the soda-lime glass upon your fingers. Now, raise 480ml of the mighty brew of your choosing to the glory of Odin the Allfather! ...
All things considered, officially licenses STAR WARS merchandise bats at least a respectable .500 even on the bad days. Thankfully, for every rubber Jar Jar Binks Halloween mask terrorizing the world thanks to some folks ar Lucasfilm shooting for the moon and blowing their naughty bits off betting on the wide appeal ...
Star Wars has many strange life forms, and unique characters abound, characters like C3-P0 and R2-D2 are a few of the best known and recognized. Of these, R2-D2 is definitely the more adventurous of the two. He is known for looking for adventure and enjoys life more than C3-PO, which makes it a logical choice to ...
Hokey tropical cocktails with umbrellas and ancient, skanky canned PBR are no match for a stein of fine oatmeal stout in your fist, kids. Whatever brew strokes your wookie, savor a quaff of a choice lager that causes AND solves all the galaxy's problems from one of these stylish STAR WARS Collectible Ceramic Steins. ...
So, you like cold beer? Well, then you know what it’s like during the first couple minutes, ice-cold goodness. And then, your beer gets warm. It happens all the time, but what would you say if you found a special kind of beer class that ‘actually’ kept your beer nice and icy cold for much longer than 5 minutes? ...
Don’t fear the beer! Is it warm, or still cold? If you’re like most ‘adult’ Star Wars fans who like their beer as much as their favorite sci-fi space character from the movies, then you can appreciate the absolute brilliant idea of mixing Star Wars can huggers with your favorite beer brand. It just makes sense when ...
Look, we know each other closely enough by this point for frank admissions to our shortcomings: we are neither grand scientific minds nor meticulous, inventive efficiency gurus. We have neither the time nor inclination to gather the data it would take to measure how much time our readers probably lose every single ...
Are you a serious camper, barbeque enthusiast, bomb fire spectator or tailgater that likes to drink out of the can? Night time has a life of its own, but in the dark, strange things have happened without lighting such as spilled drinks, friends and stranger walking off with your favorite beverage by ‘accident’, ...
Many are constantly scared of death, but in certain countries the passing of our loved ones is celebrated. In Mexico the Day of the Dead is celebrated and hones in on family and friendly gatherings to pray and remember those who aren’t around anymore. It is thought that by celebrating this holiday the spirits of the ...
You work hard, so you play hard too. You’re the Duke of Drinking, the Emperor of Inebriation. A real conqueror of poisonous concoctions. Everybody deserves a break every now and again, and when beer o’ clock calls you answer. If you’re looking to go balls to the wall, then you may want to double fist your next pair of ...
Summer is a time for taking a break and relaxing. For one reason or another, we’re more likely to go out of our way for something new and exotic, especially when it comes to drinks. There’s a great many ways to infuse a drink with some fruit like storing it in mason jars or freezing it in ice cubes, but they take ...
Pool parties are probably the most enjoyable thing to do in the summer. After all, it’s nice to take a relaxing dip while you forget responsibility when beer o’ clock comes around. You work hard, so you should play harder with some brewskies. But wait, that cooler is yards away from the pool. If you’re wanting to ...
You never really got the allure behind a keg. Sure it gives you tons of beer, but you don’t mess around with light weights. You work hard, so you play hard too. We wouldn’t have it any other way either. If you want the convenience of a keg dispenser minus the beer component, Mother Nature’s giving you a break with a ...
Can’t stand coffee all on its own? Neither can we. It may smell appetizing, but it sure leaves a lot to be desired with its bitter, bland taste. Throw that grumpy morning attitude out the window and have a real drink that’ll seriously wake you up. That’s just what you’ll get with an Extra Shot Coffee Mug. Spruce up ...
For whatever your reason you need to sneak booze into a place, people have always been trying to figure out new ways of concealing alcohol in unique, sometimes ingenious ways. If you try to hide beer cans in your jacket, its likely that if you don't set off the metal detectors, the 500 pound bouncer who pats you down ...
Do you wanna be where the people are? Pride yourself on owning those 20 thingamabobs? Move aside Ariel, because we’re taking this conversation on dry land. Finally a shot glass that Aquaman won't be embarrassed to drink out of. The Mermaid Tail Shot Glass is a wine/cocktail glass with an inside that’s shaped ...
Got a taste for the party scene? Fighting your 30’s with the mantra that age is just a number? Don’t get too cocky. Cops are constantly on the look out for booze hounds, and the last thing you went is to get caught under the influence with extremely expensive penalties.Vodafone Floome takes care of your worries ...
Feeling a little cerebral lately? Do you pride yourself on your brainy attempts at world domination? Showcase your mad scientist ways with an extension of your nerdiness. This set of Brain Specimen Coasters each have a different layer of the vital organ printed on them. When stacked, these 4x4 rubber-footed ...
There are few things in life that are more disappointing than a warm beer. Thankfully, with the Chillsner, you will now never have to drink one again! This is the world's only 'in-bottle' beer chiller, meaning in other words that you can chill your drink as you drink it rather than having to bung your beers ...
Wine Glass With Built In Glass Straw These Oenophilia Porto Slippers are wine glasses with tiny feet and stems that curve upwards to become straws. The official selling point is that it allows you to enjoy ports and liqueurs in a new way – so that your hand will warm the alcohol as you drink through the stem. In ...
What do you do when you're at a party and you forgot to chill your drinks? Most of us will stick them in the freezer, perhaps with a damp cloth wrapped around to help them get icy faster. Only downside? You then forget the drink and it turns into a block of ice. Then explodes everywhere from the pressure when ...
If you're looking for a different way to enjoy a drink then you should check out these game cartridge flasks from InkWhiskey. Basically they look like NES cartridges but contain alcohol or some other drink of choice. The games include: KeganMan, Spike Dyson's Pass-Out!!, Tretriquila, Fine-Ale Fantasy and Ninja ...
When you ask for half a pint in a bar, you generally expect to get a pint in a glass that's half the height/width. This way you can drink more slowly and/or safely. Though if you're like most people you'll just drink twice as much, still get drunk and waste a lot more money in the process. But that's by the by. ...
If you'd like to feel a little more manly while drinking tea or coffee, then you have two options: wrestle a bear while you do it, or drink out of this shotgun shell mug. Not only does this shotgun shell mug look like you've got a massive shotgun (nudge, nudge) but it also has emblazoned on it the legendary words ...
This beer cap map finally gives you something to do with all of your beer caps as well as a good excuse to travel around the US drinking tons of beer. The idea is to collect beers from every US state and then to put the cap in its designated spot on the correct map. You can also hang the map up to demonstrate just ...
Looking To Make A Bang Of A Statement While Keeping Your Bar Surfaces Pristine? Are you sick of people standing their beer cans on your nicely polished gun cabinets and furniture? Then why not try using these 12 gauge shotgun shell coasters. That way you can tell people that you shot all the people who previously ...
How many times have you been searching for an opener, only to use your teeth in desperation. Taking chances on breaking your molars isn't worth ending up with a $3000 dentist bill. Thats a rather expensive beer. Well look no further. The ingenious team over a Brookstone heard our callings and went ahead to ...
If you like the firm feel of a pair of kangaroo testicles in your hands, then you have serious problems… But in this day and age where digital manufacturing is open to everyone and every community is represented on the web there are products out there that cater to all tastes. Thus, there is now a semi-socially ...
Quick, name two awesome things! If you said 'guns' and 'beer', then congratulations – you're a psychopath! But the good news is that you'll be able to benefit from this new bottle opener that comes in the shape of a bullet. Specifically it's a .50 caliber bullet casing actually. Sure, this one is a little big to ...
Parents will be familiar with the process of getting children to eat their food. Normally it involves loading up the spoon and then making plane noises ('niiiiiaow' etc.) and flying the spoon of food into the child's mouth. While many parents pretend this is annoying, it is actually a ton of fun and if we didn't get ...
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