We're working on the EDIBLE floating doughnuts that cradle your red Solo cups while you patrol the pool. We swear. Unfortunately, every additive we've infused to ensure to prevent soggy crumbling has resulted in hair loss, impotence, birth defects, and in one instance, the ability to produce live bees from beneath a ...
Any mortal who drinks the blood of a unicorn receives eternal life, but it's a cursed, half-life. Moral to take away from this? Don't be a moron. Skip the blood, drink Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur, get blotto, and get your Candy Mountain on while skipping that horrific not-quite-dead hangover. Now, the intoxicating ...
For whatever your reason you need to sneak booze into a place, people have always been trying to figure out new ways of concealing alcohol in unique, sometimes ingenious ways. If you try to hide beer cans in your jacket, its likely that if you don't set off the metal detectors, the 500 pound bouncer who pats you down ...
Are you a bar butterfly? Got an oral fixation? Forget choking down those bitter cocktails and spruce up that drinking habit with some Popaball Bursting Juice Bubbles. If you’ve ever had Bubble Tea, this is a fresh new take on the boring beverage. These juice bubbles add a serious kick to any deadly cocktail in a ...
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