We’ve decided to recommend this neatly detailed ceramic Raptor Mug based on how closely we’ve gotten to know you these past few years. In fact, we’re probably well enough acquainted to just be upfront: we’re onto you. You address anyone who would deny you that first steam-belching mug of the day or, dare we imagine ...
If we tried our very damnedest, we could not overstate our relief that dinosaurs are both no longer ruling the planet to witness humanity frequently relegating them to memes and joke-butts and so dimwitted that they wouldn’t comprehend our mockery, anyway. When we look upon this foot-tall Iron Dinosaur Paper Towel ...
There are so many kinds of tacos today, such as beef tacos, chicken tacos, pork tacos, vegi-tacos, and even fish tacos, to name a few. The reason tacos are such a popular food is obvious, they are delicious. In fact, the only bad thing about tacos is once you bite into one your almost committed to hold onto it until ...
There are more types of wine bottle holders than there are brands of wine, “that’s a lot”, to say the least. But not all wine holder are made the same, or have the same,… appeal. With that said, wine drinkers are “typically” a happy bunch, like grapes on a vine, the stick together and enjoy displaying their wine ...
This Dinosaur Lunch Box answers a question that has plagued our every waking thought since our most recent Whipped-Cream Whippet Wednesday luncheon, what could possibly be more badass than a dinosaur? Our answer? Muzzling a Tyrannosaurus rex and making it carry around our valuable in its mouth, that’s what. ...
Don't bother denying it. "Jurassic Park" taught us all conclusively that dinosaurs can even make a sun-soaked island wonderland a better place to be. We all know that the instant one of these Dinosaur Table Lamps burns out a bulb, you won't resist yelling, "Curse your sudden-but-inevitable betrayal!" On the bright ...
The natural world has one snarky sense of humor, doesn't it? Tyrannosaurus rex reigned 69 to 66 billion years ago as the upper Cretaceous Period's most feared predator. Today, it's pretty damn easy to chuckle at its ludicrous little arms and perform goofy stunts while wearing a novelty facsimile of its skin when the ...
If you love dinosaurs like most people, then you will be amazed to discover that the most accurate reconstruction of a ‘real’ dinosaur has been created. Basically, it doesn’t look like all the dinosaurs that you see in the movies with lots of big sharp teeth, such as Jurassic Park. Instead, it has a beak and head ...
We can't help but wonder, if Tyrannosaurus Rex still terrorized our planet, would we all really be laughing so hard at those adorably ineffectual arms? Would he take one look at this Dinosaur Bottle Opener and wonder, just who do these screaming Happy Meals think they are? That's typically about when we remind ...
If you are someone who appreciates very rare, hard-to-find pieces of history, then you will be exhilarated to discover that owning a genuine, prehistoric Tyrannosaurus rex Skeleton is possible. The TE-036 mounted T. rex is nicknamed “Roosevelt” because of where the fossil was found – south of Fort Peck Lake, ...
Certain things in our world just make everything better. Without fail. Peanut butter, sriracha sauce and bacon somehow make anything and everything more delicious than words do justice. There is nothing that can't be made so compelling as to leave us hanging on every spoken breath when narrated by Morgan Freeman. ...
Had InGen simply downshifted a few gears after the first Jurassic Park tragically failed, we can't help but think Hatching Dinosaur Candles such as these could've capitalized on the deadly tragedy's notoriety in seriously profitable fashion. OK, so you tried opening your own grand Busch Gardens replete with beasts ...
Everyone knows we were not the first form of life on this planet. Whether you’ve seen the adventures of Professor Cutter in Primeval evade the most dangerous of dinosaurs or have a love for the purple codependent T-Rex, dinosaurs continue to amaze us. Did you know dinosaurs have been known to love sushi? We as ...
Feeling a little carnivorous lately? Who can blame you with Jurassic World still in the box office? Since the 1990’s the Jurassic Park franchise has netted nearly 3.5 billion dollars off of just 379 million in total budgets. That’s quite a stretch for any movie series. With a plethora of books, video games, and ...
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