We have our doubts that our favorite parents have recently sat down to dinner with their brood and groused, "This meal could be more ear-splitting and obnoxious." Just in case, though... The apex of five-year-old amusement technology has arrived, ladies and gentlemen. It's the Sip & Slide - the sadistic fusing ...
Thanks to J.J. Abrams, Kathleen Kennedy and Disney, a whole new generation has fallen head-over-lightsabers in nerdy love with the magic of the STAR WARS universe, less the truly unfortunate tragedies of enduring the awful, awful prequels. With those newborn love affairs, comes an introduction to the galaxy far, ...
Your kids constantly cry for your attention. The misses gives you death glares for hiding out in the garage instead of helping her out around the house. Your neighbors have complained about the noise several times, but what’s a dad to do? It’s not your fault your midlife crisis led you to your fallback career of ...
Jason Lazarus