Boba is the beverage of bounty-hunter scum. On the other hand, we would be honored if you would just us for a teeming refreshment served from this stately Star Wars Darth Vader Tea Set. Even the galaxy’s most notoriously ruthless Sith Lord occasionally needs a moment. Consider us fully convinced the gruesomely ...
Hey, Vader! Your mother was a Tonka! You know, it's a damn fortunate thing for Anakin Skywalker had supreme command over the Force going for him. That's about the only variable that stood between being reborn as Darth Vader, ruthless and fearsome Sith Lord, and Amputee Ani, the crispy, limbless cripple. Luckily, ...
Few signs remind us quite as surely as the trotting-out of ironic "ugly" sweaters that cooling temperatures bring with them the joy of the holiday season. Of course, this not even being November yet, we would normally bludgeon the third-grade math out of Santa Claus if it would back him and birthday-boy Jesus off a ...
Popcorn jammed between your incisors? We find your lack of floss disturbing. The ability to "force" those stray kernels loose with your tongue is insignificant next to the power of a sharp stick. The Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser puts the power of the Pointy Side between your fingers by swiping the ruthless Sith ...
We've always wondered, what becomes of an elegant weapon for a more civilized age when its usefulness is overtaken by the advanced firepower to reduce a planet to space faring gravel? Props to our pals at ThinkGeek, because this Darth Vader Lightsaber Spatula reminds us that there's far more to this weaponry ...
It wasn’t long ago that interior car chargers were called cigarette lighters, but as times change, and smoking has become labeled a ‘bad’ habit, car companies now just call them power adapters. While all cars do come with such an adapter, many innovative and themed devices are being discovered by companies to help ...
We can't help but find that this ThinkGeek-exclusive I Am Vader Short Sleeve Button-Up really illustrates just what a tragically raw deal Anakin Skywalker got with this whole "Sith Lord" gig. The Powers That Be now holding sway over the future of Star Wars can distance themselves from the lore of the Expanded ...
Darth Vader. Among an entire generation of modern fiction, he has personified the most ruthless, remorseless power of intimidation. For all the fear and villainy he embodies, however, it was hard not to think of his ultimate legacy in a new light after seeing Kylo Ren practically worshiping the defining symbol of the ...
We're willing to bet Mother's Day and Father's Day cast one indescribably awkward combined pall over the Skywalker family. After all, Anakin kind of made sure his kids would never get to treat Padme to brunch over mimosas. Later, his best friend started Anakin's son down a path that eventually cost Luke his hand and ...
Darth Vader represented the best the Dark Side had to offer, and he only used the best equipment available, especially his helmet. Vader’s helmet was the ultimate air purifier, because of his physical condition after his fight with Obi-Wan Kenobi on Mustafar, which left him charred and almost dead, the air filtration ...
Even those belonging to the Dark Side of the force need to eat, sometime. And, what better way to honor your very own Dark Lord than by owning a Darth Vader Pancake Maker. Gone are the days of the skillet fried oblong pancakes, enter the age off the pancake wars we have. Never again will your little padawans take ...
Well, the Halloween season has come and gone, leaving only Thanksgiving standing between us and the holly-jolly deluge of Life Day goodwill. Oh, and not that it means anything at all, but there's also the matter of FRACKING STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS ON DEC. 18 IN THEATERS! But none of you would have any ...
Of all the things, it would be these Bed Bath & Beyond-exclusive STAR WARS Showerheads that leave us picking at Disney/Lucasfilm's nits. No looking a gift-horse in the mouth, here: we feel certain that nothing in any galaxy could get us quite so powerfully clean as a fallen Sith Lord's sweet, sweet tears. We've ...
Santa Claus knows who have been naughty and who has been nice, and this holiday season no one can escape the spirit of Christmas, because the Force is strong with Saint Nick. If you live in a Jedi home, but some in the family are leaning towards the Dark Side of the force, you don’t have to leave them out of fun ...
Even Sith lords get in the holiday spirit, don't they? Pssst. Hey, Dime-Store Clark Griswold: a certain Sith lord finds your lack of egg nog disturbing. We pity scum who find a 16-Foot Inflatable Darth Vader glowering down at them from your yard and still figure that a re-gifted Hayden Christensen Snuggie from ...
The Force is strong with you. Whether you spend your days putting down Rebel uprisings or slaying the Imperial threat of the Sith, so is the Exhaustion. At the end of the day, STAR WARS enthusiasts, treat your body like the Temple of Coruscant. Embrace the lighter side of these ThinkGeek-exclusive STAR WARS Throw ...
Let the Jedi be ambivalent to riches, adventure, and glory. Sith gonna Sith, yo. In the galaxy at any given time, always two Sith there are - no more, no less: a master and apprentice. All well and good, but only 500 of the $28,500 Devon STAR WARS Watches exist in this or any other galaxy. Good news, everyone: ...
You know, it really is unfortunate that every enemy of the Empire that would think it a gas to hang Darth Vader's head on a wall as a fascinating conversation piece post-rebellion is either dead (Obi-Wan Kanobi, Yoda) or a blood relative (Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa). Hm. Maybe Han and Chewie retired to a quiet ...
The Funk is what gives a Punk his power. It's an energy field created by all dancing things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It even binds TRON: LEGACY together. It also inspires mind-melting awesome epics such as Infectious Designer's "Darth Punk - The Funk Awakens," a high-energy epic pairing of two of the ...
We felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of rabid fanboys cried out to pre-order and were suddenly told, "Sold out." If there's one thing that sucks in a gamer, it's a distinctly sweet limited-edition console. While the Jedi up-sell mind trick ordinarily does not work on us, we can't deny our ...
The force is strong with the chef who harnesses the power of this Star Wars Darth Vader BBQ Apron. Subordinate kitchen help will obey your every command and will fear your working space. As a Dark Lord Chef, both wanted and unwanted guests and extended family will respect you if you alter their meal plans, and then ...
Not everyone can rule an empire in the morning hours, especially when your cranky and already have a short fuse. Honestly, Dr. House didn’t run his hospital by giving out vacation days and pats on the back. Sue Sylvester didn’t get noticed for her conservative views and ability to let her male counterparts step all ...
Star Wars fans breathed a huge sigh of relief when the Phantom Menace hit theaters in 1999. Through the next two installments of the franchise we were all finally able to get a good knowledge of little Anakin Skywalker and what turned him to the dark side. Also known as The Chosen One, Anakin betrayed everything he ...
You see airplanes every day in the skies, but these aren’t the oldest flight devices around. Hot air balloons have been around since 1783 and is the oldest successful flight technology. It may not be the most impressive flight device, but balloons come in a variety of sizes and colors that inspire us like bee-shaped ...
We were all captivated in the newer Star Wars movies when innocent little Anakin was corrupted in his thirst for power and love. Though he was played for a while by hunky Hayden Christensen we all know him for his portrayal by James Earl Jones. Whether you’ve got daddy issues or not, Vader’s a serious father figure to ...
Acoustic guitars are for lightweights. Seriously, why bother strumming to the sound of free love and cannabis when you can strike a chord that’ll make your foes weak in the knees with an electric guitar. Sure there are a bunch of standard electric guitars that’ll get the job done, but that’s not good enough for ...
You’re tired of Darth Vader’s orders. Destroy this planet, clean the bathrooms. Blah blah blah. Don’t defy the lord of darkness, get even when you’re smacking the Death Star around on the beaches of Tatooine or Geonosis this summer.The Death Star Light-Up Beach Ball makes that terrible day job of yours tolerable with ...
Star Wars isn’t a man’s world. Amidala was a force to be reckoned with and plenty of Jedi’s were girls too, you know. Show the opposite sex you mean business with an icon of strength and power.A Star Wars Darth Vader crossbody purse is designed to be a fashionable way to hold those valuables. Made from molded ...
Since the announcement of Stars Wars Episode VII set to hit the box office in 2015, Star Wars fans have been ever eager to get their hands on more Star Wars gear. What does the future hold for these heroes, and will we ever get to see another Vader in action? Though he may have been vanquished in episode VI, Darth ...
Do creepy crawly critters make you nauseous? Quick! Look away! Seriously though, this Darth Vader mask is a true beacon of creativity, beauty, and horror.Sculptor and photographer Klaus Enrique has been known for his humanoid sculptures fashioned out of fruits and vegetables, but this masterpiece is hauntingly ...
I find your lack of cooking ability disturbing. Don't underestimate the power of a good chef. Everyone knows that life is more fun when you're dressed up like Darth Vader. In fact, once you've dressed up like Darth Vader, you rarely find yourself wanting to do anything all that productive. Unfortunately though, you ...
If you love Star Wars and you're in the market for a new USB pen, then this Darth Vader USB Drive is something a sith lord would be proud to own. It's a really cool and surprisingly cute little Darth Vader sculpt that houses a small flash drive instead. Just pop his head off (while shouting 'that's for Luke's ...
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