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Star Wars Darth Vader Tea Set Warms Our Dark Little Heart With A Civilized Side Of The Force

Boba is the beverage of bounty-hunter scum. On the other hand, we would be honored if you would just us for a teeming refreshment served from this stately Star ...

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Star Cars Darth Vader Truck Hauls All Your Star Wars Toys & Leaves Tonka Trucks In The Dust

Hey, Vader! Your mother was a Tonka! You know, it's a damn fortunate thing for Anakin Skywalker had supreme command over the Force going for him. That's ...

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Star Wars Imperial Sweaters Keep Sith Lords & Stormtroopers Warm In Space

Few signs remind us quite as surely as the trotting-out of ironic "ugly" sweaters that cooling temperatures bring with them the joy of the holiday season. Of ...

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Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser Forces Dental Hygiene After Ever Meal

Popcorn jammed between your incisors? We find your lack of floss disturbing. The ability to "force" those stray kernels loose with your tongue is ...

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Darth Vader Lightsaber Spatula Flips The Dark Side’s BBQ Burgers

We've always wondered, what becomes of an elegant weapon for a more civilized age when its usefulness is overtaken by the advanced firepower to reduce a planet ...

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Darth Vader USB Car Charger Gives Your Gadgets The Power Of The Dark Side

It wasn’t long ago that interior car chargers were called cigarette lighters, but as times change, and smoking has become labeled a ‘bad’ habit, car companies ...

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I Am Vader Short Sleeve Shirt Is A Thousand Times More Comfortable Than That Damn Armor

We can't help but find that this ThinkGeek-exclusive I Am Vader Short Sleeve Button-Up really illustrates just what a tragically raw deal Anakin Skywalker got ...

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Melted Darth Vader Helmet Replica Costs $3,500 A Sith Lord Head

Darth Vader. Among an entire generation of modern fiction, he has personified the most ruthless, remorseless power of intimidation. For all the fear and ...

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Darth Vader Pen Holder Celebrates Skywalker Family’s Awkward Father’s Day Legacy

We're willing to bet Mother's Day and Father's Day cast one indescribably awkward combined pall over the Skywalker family. After all, Anakin kind of made sure ...

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Darth Vader Humidifier Helmet Mists So You Stop Breathing Like Him

Darth Vader represented the best the Dark Side had to offer, and he only used the best equipment available, especially his helmet. Vader’s helmet was the ...

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Darth Vader Pancake Maker Begins Your Breakfast With Cooked Bantha Batter

Even those belonging to the Dark Side of the force need to eat, sometime. And, what better way to honor your very own Dark Lord than by owning a Darth Vader ...

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Darth Vader Stocking Holder Is The Sith Lord Protecting Your Gifts

Well, the Halloween season has come and gone, leaving only Thanksgiving standing between us and the holly-jolly deluge of Life Day goodwill. Oh, and not ...

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Star Wars Showerheads Let Darth Vader Cry The Force Away

Of all the things, it would be these Bed Bath & Beyond-exclusive STAR WARS Showerheads that leave us picking at Disney/Lucasfilm's nits. No looking a ...

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Hallmark Star Wars Holiday Darth Vader Ornament Senses Your Presence…and the Presents

Santa Claus knows who have been naughty and who has been nice, and this holiday season no one can escape the spirit of Christmas, because the Force is strong ...

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This Huge 16-Foot Inflatable Darth Vader Wishes Jedis A Merry Christmas

Even Sith lords get in the holiday spirit, don't they? Pssst. Hey, Dime-Store Clark Griswold: a certain Sith lord finds your lack of egg nog disturbing. ...

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Cuddle Up To The Dark Side With Darth Vader & Stormtrooper Star Wars Throw Pillow Set

The Force is strong with you. Whether you spend your days putting down Rebel uprisings or slaying the Imperial threat of the Sith, so is the Exhaustion. At ...

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Devon Star Wars Watch Is An Extra-Rare Sweet Perk Of The Dark Side

Let the Jedi be ambivalent to riches, adventure, and glory. Sith gonna Sith, yo. In the galaxy at any given time, always two Sith there are - no more, no ...

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Darth Vader Light-And-Sound Wall Decor Is A Geeky Taxidermist Wet Dream

You know, it really is unfortunate that every enemy of the Empire that would think it a gas to hang Darth Vader's head on a wall as a fascinating conversation ...

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“Darth Punk – The Funk Awakens” Star Wars Daft Punk Mashup Rules Over A Dance Floor Far, Far Away

The Funk is what gives a Punk his power. It's an energy field created by all dancing things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It even binds TRON: LEGACY ...

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Limited Edition STAR WARS: BATTLEFRONT PS4 Unleashed With The Force Of Darth Vader

We felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of rabid fanboys cried out to pre-order and were suddenly told, "Sold out." If there's one thing ...

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Darth Vader BBQ Apron Rules The Dark Side Of The Bun

The force is strong with the chef who harnesses the power of this Star Wars Darth Vader BBQ Apron. Subordinate kitchen help will obey your every command and ...

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Darth Vader Helmet Mug Doesn’t Underestimate Your Morning Grumpiness

Not everyone can rule an empire in the morning hours, especially when your cranky and already have a short fuse. Honestly, Dr. House didn’t run his hospital by ...

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Star Wars Thigh High Tights Create a Great Disturbance in The Force

Star Wars fans breathed a huge sigh of relief when the Phantom Menace hit theaters in 1999. Through the next two installments of the franchise we were all ...

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Darth Vader Hot Air Balloon Takes the Dark Side to the Skies

You see airplanes every day in the skies, but these aren’t the oldest flight devices around. Hot air balloons have been around since 1783 and is the oldest ...

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Darth Vader Car Chargers Empowers You in Your Conquest of the Galaxy

We were all captivated in the newer Star Wars movies when innocent little Anakin was corrupted in his thirst for power and love. Though he was played for a ...

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Darth Vader Electric Guitar Strikes Fear and Awe Into Your Next Performance

Acoustic guitars are for lightweights. Seriously, why bother strumming to the sound of free love and cannabis when you can strike a chord that’ll make your ...

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Star Wars Death Star Beach Ball Lets You Show Vadar What You Really Think of Him

You’re tired of Darth Vader’s orders. Destroy this planet, clean the bathrooms. Blah blah blah. Don’t defy the lord of darkness, get even when you’re smacking ...

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Star Wars Darth Vader Molded Crossbody Purse Gives the Opposite Sex an Upper Hand

Star Wars isn’t a man’s world. Amidala was a force to be reckoned with and plenty of Jedi’s were girls too, you know. Show the opposite sex you mean business ...

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Darth Vader Glow-In-The-Dark T-Shirt Reminds Us How Seductive the Dark Side Is

Since the announcement of Stars Wars Episode VII set to hit the box office in 2015, Star Wars fans have been ever eager to get their hands on more Star Wars ...

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Darth Vader Mask Will Give You Nightmares And Test Your Gag Reflex

Do creepy crawly critters make you nauseous? Quick! Look away! Seriously though, this Darth Vader mask is a true beacon of creativity, beauty, and ...

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Darth Vader Apron Lets You Cook Like A Sith Lord

I find your lack of cooking ability disturbing. Don't underestimate the power of a good chef. Everyone knows that life is more fun when you're dressed up like ...

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Darth Vader USB Sticks Are Perfect for Storing Your Star Wars MPEGs!

If you love Star Wars and you're in the market for a new USB pen, then this Darth Vader USB Drive is something a sith lord would be proud to own. It's a really ...

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