Our feline roomies will never appreciate living in a decadent world of fantastic instant gratification where handmade-to-order Cat Caves can be manifested from across the sea just by punching a few buttons. We don’t see the fantastically talented Etsy merchants at WoolyCatCaves weaving us cozy personal furniture ...
Animal behaviorists have openly theorized that domesticated cats likely perceive their owners as bizarre, bipedal felines of freakish proportions. What might come across as an air of preternaturally arrogant regality might actually be our pets just not knowing what to make of us. In which case, BigMouth Inc. has ...
What’s this “you win or you die” crap? Mittens has solved our ridiculous human absolutism in a cagey fashion typical of the cunning we’ve come to expect not from a Lannister or Stark, but Lord Varys or Littlefinger: let the idiot bipeds fight and kill each other over the Iron Throne. Meanwhile, if it fits, the kitty ...
Pets are like children, that is why people spend so much time and effort to take care of them. The safety of pets is important, and knowing where they are and what they are doing is vital to make sure that they are safe. Like children, pets can get excited by being outdoors and can get lost, and trying to find one’s ...
Brings Nightmarish Existential Horror To Your Feline Friend's Favorite Window Have you ever wanted to climb inside the head of a cat? Congratulations. We always suspected it, but the Cat Head Squirrel Feeder proves that a hyperactive tree-climbing rodent that pelts parked cars with nuts will always lead a life just ...
Watching This Will Make You Regret Every Time You Ever Called Your Cat An Asshole Meet Bart Jansen. After hearing his story, we strongly suggest giving your pets one giant reassuring hug. More importantly, this is the story of Jansen’s two beloved cats, Orville and Wilbur. Goodness, how those mischievous felines ...
The good people of Suck UK have your cat pegged. After a while, the simple sublime comfort of a plain old box - any box at all - just won't quench your kitty's lust for a cozy, happy home like no other. Fortunately, these Cardboard Cat Playhouses are no ordinary boxes. Yes, this might mark the one time our office ...
Ukrainian Artist's Handmade Felt Cat Caves Are Seussian Treat to Owners As Much As Their Pets Cat owners around the world, let's just all admit it at once: the feline roommates who tolerate us barely as long as we keep the food topped up - even then, only until they figure can-openers out for themselves - could ...
Make no mistake, we know a little something about tongue-bathing a kitty. Spend as much time with your mouth buried in a friendly pussy's fur as we do and there's only one inevitable conclusion: you can only pull so much of that naturally lush hair out of your teeth before you could just shave it all at once and be ...
If you are like millions of other people who love their cats, then you know what it feels like when you can’t find them. Well, now there is cat tracking technology that will let you know exactly where your little love ball of fur is hiding, even if they venture outside. The signal range of the Tabcat is up to 400 ...
In our heads, we keep imagining the look of confusion nearing fear on Meowie Wowie's face when we stick him inside this Great White Shark Cat Ball Bed. "Why?" he'll ask inside his little fuzz-clogged brain. "Why have the two-legged idiot cats sacrificed their Lord and Master to the prehistoric eating machine of the ...
It’s true, cats are like children and enjoy playing, their instinct to hunt, stalk and pounce on their prey is hot-wired into their little kitty brains. Cat owners know very well that when their kitty wants to play, they ‘need’ to give them something to play with, or else, cats will literally climb the walls of a ...
You're never drinking alone when you own a cat. No, then you're drinking with a furry, adorable little nemesis who is either silently judging just how much of the funny-smelling grape juice you drink by yourself or trying to swipe your full glass off the table when he isn't trying to soak his fresh-from-the-litter-box ...
Do you love cats, or do you 'love' cats? If you are a true cat lover, then anything that even hints of kitty cuteness becomes a must have item. Have you always dreamed of being a cat, with cute kitty ears and a long fluffy tail? Well, bolt down your cat's claw pads, and make room for a new kitty litter box because ...
Cats power the Internet. They know this by now. That's why only mastery of resetting Netflix passwords separates our feline friends from ascending as Earth's new furry overlords. That's also why soft vinyl Handicat finger puppets might be our last best hope to hold onto dominion over all creatures great and small. ...
Oh, make no mistake: your cat has an ego the size of some smaller Polynesian islands. Lo and behold, this beautiful gray American kitty named Manny just happens to have also learned his way around a mounted GoPro camera. This feline photographer certainly loves him some selfies. Incidentally, he also seems to ...
When a life's work is through, what is left but play? Legend has it that a life of leisure awaits us all in retirement. Call us crazy, but we somehow have a hard time envisioning our parents obsessively tending to the very Tamagotchis, Pokemon and various other electronic doo-dad pet substitutes that made our junior ...
Come off it, cat people. Your chosen fuzz-butts have their moments. Yes, compared to attention-loving and faithful dogs, cats have a certain enigmatic aloofness and independence that makes them strangely appealing. They may not be as remotedly empathetic as a canine, but that's part of the appeal, we suppose: ...
In ancient Egypt, cats were revered as godlike creatures, mystical and inscrutable. In present-day America, they fuel our Internet by playing piano and speaking jibberish about cheeseburgers. In Japan, people open their backs and stuff things inside them. We fear Japan. Fortunately, and presumably in no small ...
Internet, it shames us that you have funded only $1,917 of the Cat-Fish's oddly exact $10,626 Kickstarter goal with 20 days remaining as of Noon MT on Oct. 7. Of all the things you will collectively plunk down money for - from selfie sticks to buying basically the same CALL OF DUTY and MADDEN games brand-new every ...
For some folks, animals like dogs and cats are loved as much as family member; in some cases more than family. Unfortunately, situations like going to work or taking a trip on vacation are difficult; because it is time spent away from the one you really love… your pet. What if there was a way to call your pet while ...
Look, if we haven't made it crystal-clear by now, we enthusiastically - and very cautiously - support spoiling cats rotten. We assume this submissive position not because we really like them, but because they are genuinely devious little adorable assholes who know great and powerful magicks. Hey, dismiss all you ...
Question for everyone: how closely have you ever really looked into your cat's eyes? In the instant before that ancient-Egyptian-god mojo slithers around your cerebellum and you can no longer escape the compulsion to dispense a case of Fancy Feast at Chairman Meow's feet, does anyone else ever wet themselves in ...
Ah, cats. What noble, regal creatures. The ancient Egyptians made the right call revering these sleek felines with godlike respect for their regal grace. They also revolutionized treating fuzzy assholes with respect that a certain rude tabby named Chairman Meow has never reciprocated by NOT stomping on the keyboard ...
Humans and pets alike live such comfortable lives that we often forget how traumatic disasters can be. But first responders don’t live in such a world. These brave souls are the first people to get deployed in cases of emergency and commonly include the police, firefighters, paramedics, and other emergency employees ...
Not everyone is cut out to be a Jedi. It takes years to hone the power of the Force, but Obi Wan did it and so did Anakin. We rub off on our pets more than you may think, so when you’re executing epic light saber battles, it only makes sense that your pet learns some things from you. Pets adapt to our lifestyles, so ...
Indoor pets like cats and bunny rabbits are indoors for a reason. These domesticated companions of ours by and large can’t handle the harsh environments of the outside world. They’re lucky to live such a luxurious life, but there comes a time when you simply have to take them outside, especially when you’re leaving ...
There’s an estimated 75-100 million cats owned in the States alone. You may not get much quality time with your furry critter, but if you get some spare time you may notice a couple behaviors that seem really odd. Which one’s the worst cat? The way they knead all of your blankets? Maybe how they chew on plants or rub ...
Through the ages, mankind has had pets. Up to 9,500 years ago, there has been evidence of a connection between felines and humans. This proof continued on Egyptian art about 4,000 years ago and continues to this day. A dog may be a man’s best friend, but a cat is a cat’s best friend. They may have lived in forests ...
We all long for adventure, whether it’s trips to the Bahamas, a backpacking tour through Europe, or just a road trip to somewhere you’ve never been before. If you have a pet though, these journeys might leave them feeling somewhat isolated. Sure, you may feel fulfilled, but what about man’s best friend? Over at ...
You love your cat or dog. Come on, they’re an extension of your greatness. Whether you have an outdoor pet or not, things happen and pets go missing. It happens to 10 million cats and dogs every year in the US. While this only happens to one in three pets, you still don’t want to take any chances. If you’re looking ...
People love to give life to inanimate objects. Before you object, just think about it. People put artificial eyelashes on their cars and give them lips. We make faces out of pumpkins every Halloween. And surely you’ve seen a number of sculptures and statues at some point. It’s all for the sake of making our mark and ...
Can't tell if sweet… or creepy… These 'cuddle clones' are essentially custom plush dolls that you can order to look exactly like your pets. This means you can now create a 'mini-me' for your cat or dog. Or as you'll only need a photo, you can also use them to create an effigy of your deceased pets, not exactly like ...
Atchoum is the latest in online cat celebrities It's not unusual these days for a cat to take the web by storm but Atchoum is a little different from grumpy cat. That's because he suffers from a condition called hypertrichosis which results in huge amounts of hair, turning him into a bearded wookie-type-thing. ...
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