For thousands of years, the swords of fallen enemies were melted and forged into a throne greater than any the world had ever seen: The Iron Throne. Good eggs and bad eggs have sat upon it, but there is no doubt about what lies within them all. Delicious yolk and fluffy white complete with protein that makes for a ...
We’ve all found ourselves at breakfast time struggling to decide how we want to eat our syrup. (Come on we all know that the pancake or waffle is just an excuse to eat the syrup). Pancakes offer a quick, fluffy breakfast food that is easy enough for anyone to make in a plain old pan. Waffles on the other hand require ...
Hammacher Schlemmer’s 3D Pancake Printer gloriously fuses the delightful practicality and creativity of automated multi-dimensional construction with nature’s most perfect staple of any balanced breakfast. This flapjack fabrication griddle measures 19.25 inches long by 10.25 inches wide and strategically dispenses ...
You would likely never assume it based on such a delectable innovation as Spreadable Coffee, but the rich, life-affirming taste and jump-starting jolt of fine java were once coveted as rare, exotic pleasures among 16th-century Europe’s royalty and aristocracy. Skip ahead several hundred years, and our inventive mates ...
Every time you pull out this officially licensed Star Wars Death Star Toaster, let your thoughts wander to just how incredible the dining facilities must have been onboard the Galactic Empire’s two moon-dwarfing space stations. Darth Vader isn’t exactly a meat-and-potatoes guy after losing history’s quintessential ...
Who doesn’t like bacon and eggs? Actually, many people love bacon and eggs so much that they eat it all the time. Well, there are other things people like to do too, such as swimming, but, what would happen if you combined the two? It’s obvious, you would get these Bacon and Eggs Inflatable Pool Floats! Actually, ...
Making waffles is easy when you have a waffle maker, but not all waffle makers are of the same quality, and the waffles they produce are not as consistent as one may assume they’ll be, unless you have a high-end machine. You can’t get any better than a Cuisinart Vertical Waffle Maker, it’s the best. It’s unique ...
If you like having fun while cooking, or you just want to do ‘it’ all in one convenient spot, then cook in style with the 50s-Style 3-In-1 Breakfast Station. This complete retro breakfast station is ideal for any small kitchen, and it has everything one would need to host a meal for family or friends. A coffee ...
The Girl Scouts – an organization that has help countless young girls to learn about themselves by working with others their age through courses that interact with nature and wildlife. Over the past few decades, the Girl Scouts of The United States of America has evolved. Now, the organizations teaches girls more ...
Would you really doubt that BB-8 knows just how adorably charming he is? More importantly, why wouldn't he share our hunch that his cute rolling round body could somehow make the galaxy's most perfect round breakfast entree even more pleasing? Oh, ThinkGeek. If you spend much longer camped out in our heads than it ...
Not since the glory days of Edge and Christian has a WWE tag team, let alone a trio of irreverent nerdy dudes, made us halt every single thing we multitask while watching wrestling quite like The New Day. We feel compelled to throw that out there first before explaining why we want to horde Booty-O's Cereal the way ...
Pfft. Screw keeping X-Wings a safe, harmless distance from an unthinkably powerful space station's one unforgivably ill-protected weak point. This Star Wars Death Star Toaster deploys the Empire's legendary TIE Interceptors to the surface of our toast to protect us from going hungry until lunch rolls around. Touch ...
“Honesty is the best policy” - everyone says, and that is why this spreadable beer marmalade is heaven-sent for beer lovers. That's right, beer marmalade, have you had a rough day, need to relax and unwind? Have a few marmalade sandwiches, kick-back and watch your favorite game on the 'telly' with this Scottish ...
We aren't so sure whether the Fred & Friends Egg Monster Bread Cutter creates delicious breakfast tributes to MONSTERS, INC.'s Mike Wazowski or a delectable portrait of an especially affable-looking mythical cyclops. When the finished product tastes this good and adds a healthy dose of creative fun to our ...
You just woke up, hungry for breakfast with eggs, and you have to decide on either sunny-side up or Funny Side Up style. It's an obvious choice, especially when you have kids in the house; anything to get them motivated to eat well in the morning. However, you don't have to be a kid to enjoy your breakfast with ...
Well. That's it. Until someone cracks FTL travel, science can just take itself a powder. The Donut Hole Mug has perfected perfection. All grand innovation=s to follow shall stem from this 14 oz. hot beverage vessel's immaculate delivery of invention's one true ideal fuel and the one and only food destined to live and ...
After a while, we at Unique Hunters grew a bit weary of Jesus popping in for a chat by way of our toast. It was a pleasant surprise at first, sure. After about the seventh or eighth Sunday in a row, though? That guy loves the pop-in. Praise The Selfie Toaster, for it has granted us a much-needed change of breakfast ...
Ever wonder what it's like to see perfectly good food ruined before your eyes? Well, it's entirely possible that designer James Stumpf once pondered just such an existential query while conceiving this transparent Bamboo Toaster. No, genius, you can't see through the bamboo. If that were the case, we would be order ...
Human beings are strange little creatures. It won't take much to frighten off any interstellar tourists who drop by for a cuppa and a potty/experimental-probing break. Of this, we are certain. We'll simply offer them cooked unborn avian embryos formed into a face with the Fred & Friends Funny Side Up Cat Egg Mold ...
Everyone loves waffles, because they taste great with butter and syrup, and they are easy to make. There are innumerable types and kinds waffle makers on the market, and some of the best ones are themed base, such as a Star Wars waffle maker – the Death Star Waffle Maker, to be exact. Now, there are other Star Wars ...
Even those belonging to the Dark Side of the force need to eat, sometime. And, what better way to honor your very own Dark Lord than by owning a Darth Vader Pancake Maker. Gone are the days of the skillet fried oblong pancakes, enter the age off the pancake wars we have. Never again will your little padawans take ...
You like waffles? If you do, then you probably have a favorite waffle iron at home. There are many ways to flavor waffles and they can be great fun for kids to eat, especially when you consider the myriads of flavored syrups available like chocolate, strawberry and blueberry, or just melted butter and some honey can ...
ALLERGEN WARNING: The facility that smokes Bewdly's miraculously delicious Maple Bacon Deluxe Smoked Roast coffee also sometimes handles fish and shellfish. Patrons with food allergies, enjoy with caution. That being said, Canada, are we right? We hereby invalidate any and all arguments contrary to the single ...
Ah, fresh creamery butter. Is there anything more comforting? Well, well, we at last are privileged to smirk and say this once more: you are wrong, Hugh Jackman! There IS a finer buttery bliss, and that is butter made into spaghetti-strings before being spread across our toast - which, by the way, is BETTER when ...
Every now and again, ignorance truly does become bliss. Today's youth whose coddled tastebuds have never known the sugary, delectable embrace of these 21 bygone breakfast cereals never have to know the longing that comes with remembering what a wonderful treat breakfast once was. Nostalgia is no blue-moon craze. ...
Most people love eggs in the morning. It's a necessity, much like that cup of coffee to make them sane. Perhaps an insane gadget is this egg scrambler that actually scrambles the eggs without breaking the shell. Do you hate cracking an egg, just so you can mix it in a separate bowl, to then put it in your pan? Do ...
Bacon has got to be the most amazing thing ever invented but it has one fatal flaw: it often curls up at the sides after it has been fried. This can make it harder to cook evenly and messy to eat, so why not flatten the heck out of it with this bacon press? What's more, it's in the shape of a pig which is cute and ...
Pancake Pen… 'Nuff Said! If the pen is mightier than the sword, then the pancake pen must be like some sort of doomsday weapon… The Tovolo Pancake Pen is exactly what it sounds like: a pen that lets you write in pancake. Essentially this means you squirt out pancake mixture onto the pan in any kind of ...
AAAjoken is a YouTuber who enjoys showcasing Japanese toys. He has a particular penchant for Japanese miniatures too and in one recent video he showed how it was possible to cook a really tiny breakfast using a really tiny miniature stove. The breakfast includes one quail egg, one sausage and a cup of tea. And the ...
Are you a star wars fan, who has been dreaming of starting off your day with official star wars toast? Well now you can, with the star wars darth vader toaster. Who wouldn't want their toast to pop out of Darth Vader's noggin? I'm sure there are many Jedi who have been wishing for that every day. What could be a ...
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