Ever seen a bird? Sure you have! Seen one in the last hour? Unless you live under a rock, probably so! Did it make you laugh? Unless you got lucky and spotted a blue-footed boobie (seriously who named this bird?) then probably not. Fortunately, if you’re in need of a good laugh, check out this hilarious Birds with ...
Waging war with those neighbors who can't resist the compulsion to slather their homes in every damn Christmas light for sale in your zip code each December? Play to your own strengths this spring and even the score. This Gigantic 10-Foot Pink Flamingo is the garish gargoyle to leave no doubt who truly drives your ...
We've spent weeks soothing our pets and assuring them the durable and lightweight Avitron Remote Control Bionic Flying Bird could never replace them. Of course it couldn't. We didn't buy the Bionic Bird to replace them. Silly fur-babies. We bought it because when the asshole cat horde dupes the easily led, overly ...
....Haven't You Ever Heard That Song By Loverboy? Adorably. Terrifying. To be completely fair, the Freaking News "Dirds!" Photoshop conteSt did bear some surprisingly beautiful, artful work toying with God's domain and meshing dog and bird parts. Melding a swimming yellow duckling's body with the weapons-grade ...
Looking to pollute that pristine yard of yours with some much-needed vulgarity? Why beat around the bush when you can just put your egotistical ways out there? You’re the shiznit and everyone should know it. Especially the garden gnomes.Make your statement by saying Nibble My Bits. You heard us right. The Nibble My ...
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