Mother Nature doesn’t often deal in perfection. Every now and then, however, she just knocks one immaculate notion out of the park. Praise bacon, hallowed be thy taste. To prepare bacon for consumption in its proper glory, you must become one with the bacon. Nothing less than the Bacon Apron’s succulently marbled ...
Minutes after discovering the miracle of fire, you can be sure the next objective on the list for man’s prehistoric forebears was inventing something to hold over a flame while certain unmentionable parts of a recently killed male mammoth roasted on the business end. If anyone ever tells you humanity has advanced ...
Who doesn’t like to grill their food? Most people do because it makes food taste better, however, grilling food indoors can cause some smoke-filled problems, especially if you have smoke detectors in your house. Not to worry, now people who love to grill indoors don’t have to worry about smoke billowing throughout ...
No jokes about this one. No snark. No saucy repartee. The BBQ Multi Tool from Firebox proves that someone out there has mapped the very finest threads of our carnivorous souls. It’s the one aspect of summertime cookouts that never fails to annoy us: keeping track of numerous utensils while tending the grill. We ...
We could have never fully appreciated our Himalayan Salt Grilling Plank until we tasted something prepared atop it. There’s something about certain products that explicitly point out a country of origin in the name that sometimes lends to skepticism, as though we should be honored to pay more for something based ...
Earthly innovators will always embrace an opportunity to upcycle discarded junk. Post-consumer paper products and coffee grounds as compost? Child’s play. You can bet your bottom cred, this Star Wars TIE Fighter Portable Gas Grill is a scaled-down demonstration of how progressive modern science would repurpose a ...
Do you enjoy cooking, well, if you do, then you need to get your cooking mittens on this Char-Broil, SmartChef, TRU-Infrared 3-Burner Gas Grill. It is an amazing unit that is ideal for mid-sized cooking and has everything you could possibly need to get the job done – creating amazing food dishes for friends, family, ...
Do you like to grill your food? If you do, then you have to try this Brookstone Grill Tumbler, it’s a brilliant idea! It allows you to easily turn the specially designed basket using stylish silicone handles that never get hot. The grill design keeps the basket at the exact same distance from the coals as it turns, ...
We've always wondered, what becomes of an elegant weapon for a more civilized age when its usefulness is overtaken by the advanced firepower to reduce a planet to space faring gravel? Props to our pals at ThinkGeek, because this Darth Vader Lightsaber Spatula reminds us that there's far more to this weaponry ...
'Murica, we have indeed come to this. We've seen schools go to laughable extremes to punish bringing toy guns onto educational grounds. We've even seen children punished just for making gun gestures with their fingers, which would make inarguable sense, if human beings had collectively evolved index fingers with ...
All the know-how in the world means nothing on any job without the right tools, whether you're rebuilding an engine or barbecuing briscuit. Tote this BBQ Toolbox to your next cookout for a perfect portable work station ready to bring the heat. This downsized grill folds out from a classic metal toolbox design with ...
This "The Walking Dead" Walker Zombie Print Torso Apron reminds us time and again that there's one surreal image we crave that we'll never see on AMC's unprecedented prime-time apocalyptic horror hit: a shambling corpse with some taste. Seriously, that may be the greatest tragedy Robert Kirkman and company have ...
It came from beyond the yard – The Death Star Barbecue, as a planet like object it now orbits your home, because of the gravity of your desire for barbecue chicken, grilled steak and hot dogs. Do you like barbecuing outside with your friends? Do you like all things Star Wars? Well, buckle-up, the Death Star ...
The force is strong with the chef who harnesses the power of this Star Wars Darth Vader BBQ Apron. Subordinate kitchen help will obey your every command and will fear your working space. As a Dark Lord Chef, both wanted and unwanted guests and extended family will respect you if you alter their meal plans, and then ...
The argument of charcoal versus propane has raged on for what seems like an eternity, and everyone’s favorite propane salesman Hank Hill has only put more emphasis on the age-old question. There’s no definitive way to say one is 100% better than the other, but charcoal actually burns hotter than propane does. With ...
Since 1897, everyone knew that vampires have avoided sunlight for centuries in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. The decrepit vampire has been around for centuries and continues to be an icon of true terror with a killer appetite.You may not thirst for human flesh, but nonetheless mankind ends up eating megatons of pounds of ...
Corn production plays a huge role in our nation’s economy, so when you’re out rooting for the Nebraska Cornhuskers you might be helpless to craving the great American staple of corn on the cob in all its smoked goodness. After all, we’re #1 in the world for corn production, so why not celebrate with some of this ...
In an alternate rendition of the events of Star Wars, Darth Vader won the struggle against the Rebel Alliance. Poor universe. To make matters worse, he’s employed C-3PO and R2-D2 as his slaves. C-3PO ended up as a Gigolo for the sex-deprived space cadets, while R2-D2 was made master chef and to this day makes Darth ...
Do you dream of intergalactic domination? Having trouble accepting this timeline? Not everyone can have a quirky nerd swagger like the Doctor, but you’ll be serving up some attitude while you flip some burgers this summer with Sonic Screwdriver Barbecue Tongs. While this device may not burn through objects, pick ...
No it’s not a robot that grills for you. If it was it’d be named Rosie from the no-nonsense Jetsons character. While entrepreneurs have yet to create a machine that’ll do everything for you, the least you can do is avoid that nasty cleanup after a hard afternoon of grilling.They call it the Grillbot, and it works ...
With summer temperatures approaching without mercy, so too come the bugs. Summer would be so much more bearable if you just didn’t have to deal with it. So why are you? Ease your irritable limbs with Mosquito Repelling Flameless Torches. Why burn away the problem when you can repel those buggers without ...
Looking to go all Kill Bill on some burgers this summer? You’re a modern samurai, there’s no doubt about that, but are you selling yourself short with those imitation Hattori Hanzo swords? Get some lethal cooking equipment that’ll showcase your stellar samurai skills. This Machete Spatula from FireBox may not have ...
I find your lack of cooking ability disturbing. Don't underestimate the power of a good chef. Everyone knows that life is more fun when you're dressed up like Darth Vader. In fact, once you've dressed up like Darth Vader, you rarely find yourself wanting to do anything all that productive. Unfortunately though, you ...
Do you consider yourself the ideal cook when it comes to frying steak and other meats? It is perhaps one of the most important of the manly arts and will enable you to both impress your guests and eat excellent meat – two worthwhile causes if ever there were any! But if you cook an amazing steak and no one is ...
Barbecuing is like, the most fun you can have right? Star Wars is the ultimate sci-fi movie ever. What could beat standing out in the sun with a cold beer cooking meat? And then eating that meat? Well, how about eating meat and drinking beer at your home bar while swinging around a lightsaber with real saber ...
Tailgating means hosting a meal out of the back of your parked vehicle and usually involves a lot of grilling. It's a great way to enjoy a barbeque pretty much anywhere you want with friends and it's an excellent opportunity for men to feel manly without accidentally getting their hands blown off while trying to open ...
You've heard of tattoo sleeves, but what about tattoo oven mitts? That's exactly what this creative product is and is sure to make you feel all the more manly next time you're sautéing your spring onions. It's also bound to go down a hoot at barbeques or as a gift for any biker-Dad. For rebellious teens with strict ...
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