Every baby is just one or two critical life choices at any given time away from becoming an elite underworld assassin. No living thing on Earth is born so innately adept as a wrinkly human clone ejected from a woman’s nethers at “making it look like an accident.” No, that is not “the drugs talking.” Not this time. ...
Every parent knows the meaning of life, it is to take care of their children’s health and physical needs. Starting from infancy, parents needs to monitor their babies temperature anytime they suspect their child has a fever. This is especially important for infants and small children, but regularly taking a child’s ...
Fellow nerds, we will never question your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Few events in any human lifetime equal the emotional gravity and ultimate joy that accompanies a child's birth. The hours leading up to it are typically wrought with excruciating pain many women wouldn't wish on your average war criminal. ...
There is nothing as valuable as the safety of a child, that is why society has laws to help protect children, this is especially true in regards to car seats. Car seats for children are designed to protect them, if they are installed correctly. Unfortunately, not all car seats are truly designed to fit every type ...
Look, if an annoying little know-it-all prat like Wesley Crusher can set a toe on the bridge of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard's USS Enterprise - and later become the de facto Overlord of Twitter - then there's no good reason your toddler can't don Starfleet colors before he can say, "Shut up, Wesley." If childhood, like ...
Infants are amazing, watching them is so much fun because everything they do is for the first time. That is why good parents always shower their children with praises when they learn to do something new, like crawling and eventually walking. This little trophy sippy is the best way to get your little champion used ...
The purpose of mankind is simple, to take care of babies and help them grow into responsible adults that can change the world for the best, and that all starts at home, in the crib. Thanks to technology, new parents have lots of help available, like this quality baby monitoring system by Kodak. What makes this baby ...
Here is something that is well overdo – a compact size stroller that you can carry and easily stow when you don't need it. There are fold-able strollers, but none that fold in a way that makes them as compact as they could be – small enough to be mistaken as a briefcase from a distance, that is the feature that landed ...
To borrow a sentiment from MORTAL KOMBAT's Lin Kuei, "Be more stealthful than the night, Ninja Baby, and more deadly than the dawn." No, seriously, young ankle-biters. Be quiet just long enough for us to down a glass of wine and catch up on ARROW uninterrupted. While you're at it, if you're going to fill a onesie ...
"Son, you're old enough to turn over and crawl. That means you're old enough to start earning your keep around here." Ever hear that old saying, " This house won't clean itself?" Well, it's true. That's why you have children. You just tell them that when you're convinced you could eat off your kitchen floors, ...
Halloween is definitely the most looked forward to holiday that lets people be someone or something else for a change, and changing into a costume can be very fun, especially for kids and their parents. Including babies into the holiday spirit of costume dress-up is the next ‘big’ craze. Parents have come up with ...
No need for eyes in the back of your head or further bellowed threats of "Don't make me come back there!" Garmin hasn't just helped ensure that dashboard GPS navigation units survive the evolutionary leaps in GPS-equipped smartphones with continued usefulness. Their newly minted headrest-mounted babyCam beams a feed ...
American Horror story may be moving along with their new theme of Hotel, but who can forget the strangeness of the Freak Show? In Jupiter, Florida, nothing is as it may seem in Elsa’s Freak Show, one of the last remaining freak shows in existence. In all reality, these shows were once great exhibitions that ...
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is changing poopie diapers and not sleep for a full year. Not everybody can be an international man of mystery, but if you’ve been following the adventures of Ethan Hunt and his impossible missions, then you’re probably amped up for Rogue Nation. This is the newest ...
You’ve seen those fancy armored cars running about from time to time. The ones that superhero movies make to look easy to infiltrate. In reality, some of these armored cars have awesome features Kevlar-coated bodies, bulletproof grills and glass. Dartz Motorz has been keeping people safe for years, combining luxury ...
Does that new baby of yours have you in tears? Um, the baby’s supposed to cry, not you. Don’t cry over spilt milk, make life easier with Beebo.No, it’s not a robot nanny, but it’s making your baby tasks a breeze. The Beebo is a new device that sits on your shoulder and holds baby bottles in place so while that little ...
Remember when Tyson got that hideous tribal face tattoo? Well apparently this questionable trend hasn't ended when a Texan father Christien Sechrist got a large black and white tattoo on his face to celebrate his son's birth. While the sentiment is sweet, photos of the large tattoo on Christien's left side went ...
Technology is truly amazing and never is this more apparent than when it's transforming lives in amazing ways. Kathy Beitz is a 29 year-old Mother who started losing her vision when she was just in grade school due to a condition called Stargardt disease. A huge blind spot covers the majority of her vision and as a ...
Have you ever thought how a baby is a bit like a burrito when you swaddle them? No? Then clearly you need have a baby and get the Burrito Blanket! This blanket comes from the Etsy shop 'AwesomeSauceDesigns' and is designed to look like a burrito, complete with tomatoes and celery. Stick a baby inside and you have a ...
This mother-to-be Stefaney Giordano has had her baby bump painted to resemble R2-D2's head and as you can see from the photos, it's an uncanny resemblance (despite being a little softer and lumpier than R2's actual dome). For Star Wars fans this might make Stefaney the best Mum in the world, but if you ask us ...
Doctor's in Italy have saved a baby's life by implanting the world's tiniest artificial heart into a 16 month-old boy's chest. The miniscule titanium pump is a mere 11 grams (compared with the usual 900 grams) and is able to handle a blood flow of 1.5 liters a minute. Of course it's fair to presume that the baby ...
You don't have to wait for shark week to imagine your precious baby getting gobbled up by a shark. Redditor posted this Jaws-inspired bed that is sure to instill chills and waves of fear into the hearts of any sane-minded parent with Galeophobia (The fear of sharks). While we doubt this is for sale in your nearest ...
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