Well, this should be different. When we ask people to “take a whiff of our Funko,” we’re used to watching them back away slowly without taking eyes off us, asking us how much we charge for that, or kicking us hard enough between the uprights that we can actually hear our sperm scream.
Starting this September, we’ll simply be able to pull out these scented Strawberry Shortcake Funko POP! figures for people to sniff before they can walk back three steps to either flee or just give their punt plenty of momentum.
These really take us back to the old-timey times of childhood when kid’s meals occasionally included little sweet-smelling toys of Ms. Shortcake and her friends. This new line will included appropriately scented renditions of not only Strawberry Shortcake herself, but her friends Custard, Lemon Meringue, Blueberry Muffin, and Orange Blossom with their own accompanying pets.