STOP! Hold up just a second. It isn’t that we don’t trust you – we have doubts about the shifty character seated next to you. Yeah, that one. So let’s throw this warning out there right now so that as few people as possible generate tragedy from this product.
STEEM is caffeinated peanut butter. No matter how much some animals may love the regular stuff, DO NOT FEED STEEM TO DOMESTICATED PETS. Dogs, birds and cats cannot safely digest caffeine like humans. Feeding them full servings of caffeine can lead to immediate, serious and possibly lethal health complications. This is strictly intended only for human consumption.
That being said, THANK YOU, JESUS, FOR GETTING YOUR CAFFEINE IN OUR PEANUT BUTTER!
The most perfect food in all creation has just been given an incredible upgrade. STEEM takes the already consistent, sustained energy release from peanut butter’s naturally slow digestion and adds a fortified boost of not only a solid punch of protein, but re-hydrating electrolytes and a potent kick of caffeine equal to two cups of coffee.
For anybody who needs an unleaded healthy snack on the go, STEEM lights up focus and bolsters endurance in delicious, nutritious fashion that staves off hunger and fatigue without any artificial sweeteners. Like any other peanut butter, STEEM spreads smooth on crackers, toast, fruit, and of course, paired in a sandwich with your preferred jelly.
Then again, there’s something to be said for just having a taste straight from the jar to a knife, spoon or finger and into your craw.
If you’re health-conscious, active, and HUMAN, then STEEM is for you. However, a separate caution for our bipedal patrons: remember, that’s two cups of coffee you’re devouring. Stick strictly to the serving suggestions. Eating a whole jar at once won’t so much give you the speed of the Flash as make you regret everything that has ever been or ever will be.
To find out where STEEM is available in stores, visit Steempb.com today.