Oh, sure. Any wide-eyed youngling who sees a Star Wars movie for the first time forever more looks at every hand-sized cylinder from a bare paper towel tube to a generous vibrator (we don’t owe you an explanation for everything) and imagines a lightsaber the way an obsessive stoner can look at a ballpoint pen and a maxi pad and think, “Somehow, I know I can and will make a bong out of this.”
We’re no different, except for one wrinkle: we would Skywalker our hands quicker than an Ewok fart to settle into the cockpit of a classic Rebel craft and soar across the wide-open galaxy. These four Star Wars Micro Kites make so very many come a little more true than even our most disturbing imginations all the dildos we could steal from our aunts and that one uncle in a dozen lifetimes.
This set includes the legendary Millennium Falcon and X-Wing in addition to flying versions of R2-D2 and BB-8, all fashioned from PVC airframes and Mylar sail material and ready to fly practically right out of the packaging. Each measures a spritely 4″ wide x 6 1’2″ tall with 40 feet of 8 lb. line each for superb maneuverability in 4-10 mph of wind and easy travel anywhere.
