The stereotype of the basement-dwelling, romantically awkward nerd isn’t going anywhere. Thanks, Chuck Lorre and THE BIG BANG THEORY. Thank you, and die in a fire.
Look, with the commercialized amorous farce of Valentine’s Day right around the corner, let’s set the record straight: we know perfectly well how to express deeply abiding love and affection for others. We simply have a dialect all our own that gets those feels across crystal clearly among our own. When we say “I love you”, we feel anything but disappointment when greeted in return with a smirking “I know”.
If “Yub Nub” is your “Let’s Get It On” this Feb. 14, then set the tone with an epic STAR WARS Character Bouquet featuring adorkable plushies in the likenesses of C-3PO, R2-D2, three Stormtroopers, two cuddly Ewoks, Boba Fett, and yes, even Darth Vader. The officially licensed, ThinkGeek-original and exclusive toys come ready for play or display attached to “stem” dowels.
Pro Tip, everybody: since the STAR WARS Character Bouquet ships in a uniquely labeled box with the name clearly printed on the side, we strongly suggest not shipping it directly to its recipient if you want it to remain a true surprise.