Would you really doubt that BB-8 knows just how adorably charming he is? More importantly, why wouldn’t he share our hunch that his cute rolling round body could somehow make the galaxy’s most perfect round breakfast entree even more pleasing?
Oh, ThinkGeek. If you spend much longer camped out in our heads than it took you to imagine this Star Wars BB-8 Waffle Maker, we’re going to start charging you rent. Devoted as this sweet, precocious droid is to Poe, why wouldn’t he think to serve him up the richest, sweetest, most important meal of the day with a quirky personal touch? The non-stick cast aluminum cooking plates on this original and exclusive ThinkGeek creation duplicates BB-8’s design on either side of your waffles to start the day in a fun way befitting possibly one of the galaxy’s next saviors. Pour your batter when the green light indicates the little guy is preheated and after slightly longer than the cook time for Rey’s insta-bread, you have one perfectly nerdy, scrumptious breakfast.
May the butter be with you. Along with the syrup. And powdered sugar. Also, whipped cream. Strawberries, anyone? Strawberries?