Star Trek: The Next Generation Bottle Opener Engages Every Good Time At Warp Factor “WOOOO!”

From the rank and file of Starfleet to the farthest reaches of the Klingon and Romulan empires, you can learn a little something about a gentleman or lady from the way one pops off a bottle cap.

For example, a human who needs only a table’s edge to crack open a frosty beverage may lack the efficient Vulcan logic to simply request a church key, but you can trust that Earthling to possess the boldly inventive resourcefulness to fling a warp core into a sun just to see what happens.

Meanwhile, we dare you to tell a Klingon who simply cleaves the cap free with the razor-sharp edge of a bat’leth that “violence won’t solve anything.”

As for any fine nerd who unsheathes this “Star Trek: The Next Generation” Bottle Opener shaped like the Enterprise NCC-1701-D? This handy little accessory distinguishes the bonafide life of every Ten Forward soiree by opening any fine libation with such signature sounds as the sliding of the Enterprise doors, a red-alert klaxon perfect for calling attention to a spilling brew’s sudsy overload, or the exhilarating rush of a warp engine to accelerate the party toward good times ahead.

Remember, a responsible captain never drinks and flies.

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