
Many Trekkies cosplay. Few truly go full-damn-Worf and wield a four-foot-long Klongon Bat’leth.
Don’t tell us what you’re thinking, because we already know and have no choice but to disappoint you: this phenomenally faithful STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION prop replica will not actually a Jehovah’s Witness in two from neck to nuts for waking you at 7 a.m. on a Friday, on account of being a soft foam construct. You will never prove that we know this from experience.
It is, however, modeled after an actual prop wielded on-screen by Michael Dorn. Credit where it’s due, at a distance and at a glance, the carefully detailed paint would fool anyone. It may not make your enemies flee with darkened pants of shame, but in an epic Nerf war, empires will tremble before this melee weapon twisted into shape from the lava-dipped hair of Kahless.
Or, at the very least, empires will whine, “Hey, no fair!” Next-best thing.