Yak Shaving Day is just a bit of a downer this year, folks. Sadly, Funko’s debut “Ren & Stimpy” POP! Vinyl set didn’t reach stores everywhere in time for children and nostalgic children-at-heart to find a couple classic, crass Nickelodeon icons among their sinks full of shaving scum, diapers hung from the wall with care, and boots filled with coleslaw. It looks like we’ll be settling for giant pectoral muscles. Again.
Take heart, though. February will be upon us faster than you can say “Stinky Wizzleteats” and two versions each of Ren Hoek and Stimpson J. Cat will be available everywhere. Oh, you’ll be happy. They’ll teach you to be happy. They’ll teach you JOY, JOY JOY! They’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.