When out for a night on the town, do you have an uncanny success rate for sizing up which fetching lad or lass will toss a martini in your eyes and who will make you coffee and toss some cash your way to summon an Uber driver in the morning? Do you have a reputation that makes poker dealers and fellow gamblers alike wet themselves the second you walk into a casino? Have you ever locked eyes with your boss, been absolutely certain you were probably about 10 minutes away from being fired, and decided to rob your employer of the satisfaction by stuffing the air-conditioning vents with dead fish and walk out while singing a vulgar sea shanty?
If you smugly answered “yes” to these hypothetical queries, then the latest episode of “Epic How To” might or might not suggest that you are actually a mutant telepath who can invade human thoughts at will.
Hey, if you are the real deal, you shouldn’t need us to tell you whether it does or not.
On the offhand chance you actually have all the mental acuity of a potato and would like to convince strangers otherwise, give this short, amusing instructional video a watch to learn the most consistently successful finer points of interpreting and manipulating body language, using “mirroring” to guide how others respond to you in conversation, and freaking rubes right the f*** out with old-fashioned spontaneous cold readings.