Pyro Mini Fireshooter Lets You Shoot Fireballs From Your Hands

Have you ever dreamed of being a real-life X-men character? Watching all who would oppose you burst in flames wherever you may roam has never been more attainable than it is with the travel-sized Pyro Mini – now, more energy-efficient than ever, thanks to USB recharging good for up to 600 shots powered by the built-in lithium battery.

As the comprehensive downloadable video available with each purpose will explain explicit detail, exercise extreme care when handling this product. For starters, you must be 18 years of age or older to legally purchase or use the Pyro Mini. Every completed purchase is contingent on watching designer Adam Wilber’s entire comprehensive instructional video detailing the Pyro Mini’s features, proper operation, safety precautions, and even performance tips.

This 50%-smaller redesign of the original Pyro launches specially treated “flash” paper that burns in an instant when fired from its two immensely powerful barrels. The two individual top-mounted triggers reduce dispensing this compact device’s flames to the push of a single button. Every Pyro Mini includes Flash Packs custom-designed for its unique barrels, including up to 120 uses worth of flash paper and cotton.

Everything about this illusionist’s centerpiece of showmanship screams “ease of use”: it successfully charges by way of any USB port from a laptop or desktop to a wall or car charger, fits in the palm of a hand, slides easily on and off with a detachable wrist strap. The Pyro Mini introduces the power to hold down the trigger mechanisms for a few seconds longer to burst-fire duel fireballs simultaneously.

Thanks to the Pyro Mini’s handsfree design, the firing hand can remain entirely epty. The little flamethrower is designed for the contours under the wrist with a supplied fastener for discreet concealment up a sleeve while keeping clothing out of the (literal) line of fire.

Please, use responsibly. You can’t begin to imagine how much we DON’T want to laugh until it hurts if one of you raises the bar on “Hey, y’all, watch this!”

(WARNING – This is a real flamethrower. As in, launch fire at things from a distance. As in, can and will maim or even kill yourself or others if used recklessly against explicit instructions. As in, absolutely not to be placed in the hands of children or those too Darwin-baiting stupid to understand the phrase, “FIRE IS HOT AND HURTY.”)

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