Thanks to these four superb Cursing PULP FICTION Action Figures, our toys can finally say all the blue words that got our mouths washed out with soap hundreds of times when our Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shouted them at Barbie and herds of My Little Ponies when we were little.
Hey, you heard us: that was Donatello yelling about “keying that whore Barbie’s f***ing convertible” and telling Pinkie Pie he’d “f*** her on his bo-staff if she didn’t bring him some g**damn banana bread.”
Now, we’re all grown up. WE decide when we drink the soap, and it damn sure won’t be just because the immaculately detailed articulating 13″ Jules Winnfield assures Spongebob Squarepants, “Mmmmmmmm! This is a tasty burger!” before demanding of Chewbacca, “English, motherf***er, do you speak it?”
Oh, the adventures that already await Jimmie Dimmick, Butch Coolidge and Vincent Vega. Butch’s figurine includes his conveniently procured samurai sword – just itching to cross blade’s with Leonardo’s and whip up some turtle soup if someone doesn’t tell him where his father’s watch went – while Jimmy has a mug that could use some “really good f***ing coffee” and Jules sports his “Bad Mother F***er” wallet and a gun to stick in the face of our Elf On The Shelf alongside Vincent.
Source – CoolMaterial