This holiday season, give a gift that gives you and everyone you love something back. Specifically, pinpoint the one person whose Hershey bombs reduce your bathroom to a fecal chemical warfare lab with their fumes and gift that turd-terrorist the deluxe Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set.
For starters, each set contains a pair of 2 oz. Poo-Pourri bottles good for up to 100 spritzes of odor-neutralizing natural essential oils. That’s not all, though. Each pre-poop spray of Trap-A-Crap’s sweet, earthy blend of citrus and cedarwood oils or Royal Flush’s refreshing spearmint-eucalyptus combination creates an aromatic barrier over your toilet’s water that seals in odor particles with every brown baby you birth.
Everybody poops. Not everybody’s poop has to evacuate an NFL stadium with its fallout. If you won’t buy the Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set for yourself, buy it to spare the ones you love.