It’s a pretty simple underlying principle that upholds order throughout the Unique Hunters micronation: peace through superior firepower. We draw no distinction between our office cat Chairman Meow tipping over the document shredder to roll around in last year’s bank statements and the Girl Scout troop who threatens to set our dumpster on fire if we buy anything less than three-dozen boxes of Thin Mints per employee. As a great man once told us, “Some motherf***ers always trying to ice-skate uphill.” We don’t negotiate with terrorists.
Unfortunately, our landlord and a string of costly lawsuits have forced us to re-evaluate our standards for self-defense. That’s why we bust out the Nerf N-Strike Mega Mastodon Blaster when negotiating with cookie-peddling extortionists and uppity felines is definitely not an option. Nerf has come up with some pretty crazy guns before, and they don’t stop with this. Nerf’s first-ever motorized blaster launches its 24-dart drum’s payload up to 100 feet at blistering rapid-fire velocities. Thanks to its handy shoulder strap, we can tote Ol’ Painless here from one office to the next to interrupt unsanctioned intern naps and haul it to the lobby in the blink of an eye when little Sally Dougherty decides we need to double this year’s order if we want our tires to remain fully inflated. Get on your Mad Max Nerf ride and let’s take on the apocalypse together!
Includes motorized blaster, 24-dart drum, drum cage, 2 drum covers, handle, strap, 2 MEGA Whistler darts, and instructions.
• Motorized MEGA blasting
• 24-dart revolving drum
• Fires darts up to 100 feet (30 meters)
• Comes with 24 MEGA Whistler Darts