Check out this motion-activated under the bed light. Do you grasp around like a blind man in the dark at night? Stop trippin’! Whenever your feeling like an insomniac, this easy to install device will light up when your feet hit the ground. Mylight is timed and only quits when your done shuffling around like a zombie. So stop looking for that light switch! You’ve got backup.
Still believe Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you? Dismiss your delusions from the fifth dimension with a quick swipe of your hand or foot. Boogey-who?