What’s the best way to keep something completely safe? The answer is always to eat it. The only problem is that you then can have a painful day the next morning on the throne.
Instead then, why not let these gruesome looking monsters eat your stuff? Their fangs and beady eyes will keep people away and they’ll also look pretty mean on your desk. They’re created by Mellie Z who makes each one from hand out of wood – so your monstrous pet will be entirely unique. They come in various sizes and she also does books.