Having Tony Stark’s ostensibly bottomless fortune at our fingertips would present us with a unique, enviable decision: would we build ourselves a handful of full-size Hulkbuster suits or assemble a global-assault fleet of these Marvel Comics-licensed Hulkbuster 2CH IR RC Helicopters? Seriously, we’re torn.
Don’t get us wrong. Not much would compare to the utter unstoppable power of a genuine Hulkbuster. Our days of waiting in line for 30 minutes at Starbucks during the morning rush? Over. So very over. We could also, once and for all, win the war with the yahoo that keeps parking his pickup truck across two spaces at In-N-Out. After all, we could make sure that thing has room to spare in a “compact” space.
Then again, this two-channel RC Helicopter features IR control that’s ready to fly straight from the box. It also happens to sport some brilliant LED lights and three “Stark Industries-approved” action phrases for extra awesome effect.
Sadly, it does NOT pirate radio frequencies to play AC/DC’s “Shoot to Thrill”. So…yeah, probably a point for the full-size Hulkbuster there.
Still, we can’t help but envision our Hulkbuster 2CH IR RC Helicopter squadron overwhelming and crashing eventual Amazon delivery drones. You know, for the good of, like, defeating evil and defending Earth and stuff. Also, free “Game of Thrones” Blu-ray sets.