This Magical Unicorn Onesie makes daily wardrobe decisions downright elementary. Why, when you could don the skin of the most magical and majestic beast in all this earthly realm, would you entertain wearing anything else?
Look, this singularly stunning beast shed its tears, blood, and very skin for you to have a cleansing cloak that makes even the foulest debauchery seem worlds away. Once your skin experiences the embrace of its delicate interior, the things you were dared to do for a Klondike Bar the night before won’t even be a fading memory.
Of course, we can’t deny there’s a certain curious allure to doing some of those same things while adorned with a vibrant rainbow mane and prominent golden horn.
Every Magical Unicorn Onesie is fashionably fashioned from cozy soft plush fleece, a 100% machine-washable fabric that just has to be worn to be truly appreciated.