Luscious Lips Lounger Inflatable Pool Float Tells Life To Kiss Off And Relax

Not long ago, we sang the praises of a drifting down your nearest lazy river with a beer in hand, the sun’s golden rays falling warmly upon our faces, and grinning tightly coiled piles of vinyl poop beneath us. In the spirit of our newly realized fondness for unusual flotation devices, we’re ready to sit back and ponder just what we could imply by laying back atop the sultry Luscious Lips Lounger.

What’s really going on here? Are we metaphorically telling the realistically sexy, plump lips of adult life to kiss our asses? Has the “Rocky Horror Picture Show” poster come to life and decided to devour us rump-first? Did we perhaps flay a hussy giantess alive and warn her kind not to cross us by fashioning her face into pool toys?

Nope. None of the above. It’s just one fantastically flirty way to kick back in the pool while everyone else fights over who gets to ride the big piece of shit next.

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Who doesn't want to wrap those lips around your body?

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