There’s no better side of the bed to get up on than the one where you get off.
What’s that, you say? You’d love to start your day with a contented sigh instead of a yawn, but there’s just no cock that will doodle-doo to get you there effortlessly?
Before you stumble coffee-fueled through one more A.M. fog, let the Little Rooster Vibrator Alarm Clock nudge Mother Nature’s perfectly equal opposite to the snooze button.
The Little Rooster awaits your rise-and-shine moment with the epitome of comfortable set-it-and-forget-it functionality. Set your wake-up time and then slip into your panties with the elongated end nestled against your down-yonder before turning in for the night. Its design holds its perfect positioning outside your body through every toss and turn, no matter your sleep posture. Why, you may even forget it’s there entirely.
That is, right up until the alarm strikes. The Little Rooster builds the intensity of its vibrations with a smooth tenderness until you’re piping hot and ready to butter your muffin. It’s a practical solution for those mornings when you wake up craving the dreamy glow of an unexpected “O”.
Source – SoBadSoGood via Little Rooster
