We Have Never Needed Anything The Way We Need This
No words. Should…have sent…a poet.
Since the first time ever we raised our decoder-ringed fists still bearing the Cap’n Crunch dust of our excavations and swore the hallowed Green Lantern oath, we have desired nothing less than a ring whose light harnesses the universe’s most absolute power to create…or destroy.
Dreams can come true.
This is no trickery. This is the LaserGadgets Laser Ring. It is a ring which dispenses a laser that, as you can see, does not pass harmlessly through whatever crosses its path. It actually burns things, including punching holes in fabric and etching a smiley face into a wall.
This is not a one-off, either. The fellow who handcrafted what is destined to be the most sought-after wedding band in the history of the world also previously fabricated a fully operational replica of Tony Stark’s armor gauntlets from Iron Man – gauntlets which fire similar lasers from a concealed, retractable mechanism and the palm-mounted “flight-stabilizer” repulsors.
Also, it fires missiles. Actual “go-boom” missiles.
Why are we not subsidizing this man?
Source – Gadgetify via Laser-Gadgets