In its most ornate practices, manscaping is a delicate, expressive art that can transform a man’s facial features into a striking representation of individual masculinity. Artful trimming demands the steady hand of a Bonsai gardener.
We’re pretty sure we aren’t the only ones whose freehand pruning results in facial fur that doesn’t so much resemble a meticulously planned topiary as a 16-year-old’s D- woodshop project. Thankfully, Hammacher Schlemmer’s Laser Guided Precision Trimmer guarantees we’ve greeted our last date with a beard that looks like we trimmed it by trying to get to first base with a pissed-off piranha.
Beware, the world’s only facial hair trimmer to employ an integrated laser guide delivers only an hour of power per one-hour full charge on its AC adapter. On the other hand, if you require more than 60 minutes to perfect your whiskers even with a dual-sided reversible head and horizontal laser-projected trimming path drawn in either direction to shape your mustache, beard, sideburns, and hard-to-reach areas, you may have deeper detail obsessions than any grooming product is designed to overcome. Still, with the guaranteed uniform length achieved by the built-in locking dial’s settings ranging from as fine as 0.4mm up to 7mm, we have a hunch the length of an average episode of “Game of Thrones” should more than suffice.
The Laser Guided Precision Trimmer also guides facial hair during trimming with the aid of two removable comb attachments. Cleaning is as simple as breaking out the handy included brush or simply rinsing its blades under a faucet. Of course, it comes with Hammacher Schlemmer’s signature lifetime guarantee at no extra charge.