Mind if we level with you for a moment? Here goes: you can’t tame a unicorn. We don’t mean that no human is so bold, strong, and noble. We’re saying, you couldn’t put a Pomeranian in its place, let alone a majestic, powerful horned horse of legend.
Now, an eight-foot Floaty Inflatable Rainbow Unicorn? Well, we’re pretty sure you’ll still require adult supervision. However, we’ll take reminding you how breathing works over having to pull an impaled horn out of your nethers. If you can master a hairdryer, the double valve on Charlie here will easily inflate or deflate your float in under three minutes.
Liopleurodon and Candy Mountain cave not included. Trust us, we checked.
