Guinea Pig Mask Is The Cutest Rodent You Can Be. Get A Salt Wheel, Pellets & Let’s Party

Well. How very pants-wettingly adorable.

These hyper-realistically detailed animal masks have been all the rage for over a year. For the life of us, we can’t work out a theory as to why, except for a combination of the emotional crippling of children enjoying a bit of a moment and someone’s sworn mission to reshape the world in BoJack Horseman’s image. Whatever inspired it, we’re oddly captivated by regular-sized people donning the faces of their spirit animals and forcing us to gaze into the maw of nature’s madness.

If the slate of Kia ads starring giant urban hamsters makes you want to genetically alter Mr. Pellet-Poops until he grows to roughly the size of an average New York hipster, then we would instead suggest simply purchasing this superbly “lifelike” latex Guinea Pig Mask instead. You won’t have to play in God’s domain, and as a bonus, you can rest completely assured that missionaries have rung your doorbell at 7 a.m. for the last time if this is the face they have to stare at the next time they endeavor to share the Good News.

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