In our heads, we keep imagining the look of confusion nearing fear on Meowie Wowie’s face when we stick him inside this Great White Shark Cat Ball Bed.
“Why?” he’ll ask inside his little fuzz-clogged brain. “Why have the two-legged idiot cats sacrificed their Lord and Master to the prehistoric eating machine of the seas? Did I not discipline them enough? Was I stingy with headbutts and shin-nuzzles? Where did I go wrong?”
Eventually, he will realize that we made him a gift of this thick, compressible, immensely comfortable bed styled with razor-sharp teeth and cold, dead eyes. He will soon nestle himself into a little warm ball to nap inside its relentlessly chomping maw to kill time napping until that nap it scheduled between naps. Perhaps it will leap out and swipe at our tender and vulnerable ankles, other passing cats, and dangling toys.
Never mind. Who are we kidding? He’ll sit on top of it and fart on its head.
Should your cat be even a modicum more appreciative than ours, it’s bound to appreciate the hexagonal design’s two “interactive” openings, one about six inches in diameter and a larger 10-inch hole. The Great White Cat Ball accommodates most cats up to around 18 pounds with its 17-inch diameter and about 16 inches in height. For best washing results, turn the shark inside-out and remove excess hair before tossing into a front-loading washing machine or one without an agitator to clean with cold water. Avoid bleach. If your washing machine has an agitator, wash the shark by itself. Dry on low, leaving it inside-out. Fins can be ironed carefully if needed.
