Oh, sure. America “runs” on Dunkin’. Ever try to float on Dunkin’?
Worthless. Absolutely worthless. Doughy, flaky, frosted and creme-filled worthlessness with worthless sprinkles. If doughnuts were meant to be edible pool-floats, we would never, ever want to die.
Summer is sadly over, but one can never get too great a jump on stocking up the pool toys for when the mercury wakes up in 2016. If you’re aching to make 2016’s first pool party over into Homer Simpson’s Wonderland from the word “go”, start with this 48″ BigMouth, Inc. Gigantic Doughnut Pool Float. This titanic treat is made from extra-durable vinyl and actually comes in your personal “taste” of chocolate or strawberry frosting.