Giant Cockroach Pool Float Is The Grossest Way To Swim This Summer

Welcome to the Golden Age of Pool Floats. This summer alone, we’ve paddled and idly drifted along atop a colossal sprinkled donut that would put Homer Simpson to his knees, a succulent pair of red lips, and quite possibly our favorite of all, a big grinning mound of tightly coiled poop. Now, thanks to the wonderful men and women of Kangaroo and their Giant Cockroach Float, riding atop the back of an oversized insect carcass is no longer the stuff of the “Fallout 4″ modding community’s ambitions.

OK, so there probably is still somebody out there working on a mod that lets us fashion a radroach into a roach-raft. Alas, if we aren’t already adrift atop a six-legged flotation device, then that modder is taking far too long. We want to lay out on a big bug body now. Fortunately, this 70″ long x 69” wide heavy-duty vinyl float will do nicely in the meantime.

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