Only fools dare debase our replenishing beverage by calling it mere “coffee.”
Mortals drink coffee. This joystick-handle Gamer Fuel mug correctly describes our piping-hot morning curative concoction: premium gasoline for the engine of a nocturnal baron of the battlefield.
Remember, that which drives us to ten hours of relentless dominance in “Overwatch” with scarcely a break to pee, eat, or blink also ensures that we can be counted upon to spell our own names correctly time and again on your TPS cover sheets, let alone refrain from referring to you as “Shitlord of Accounting” every time you threaten to fire us for napping under our desks until 10 a.m.
Whether grinding levels until the break of dawn or grinding out a living until we can sneak out at 4:45, the Gamer Fuel mug keeps us running on all cylinders.
