Innovation isn’t always the way to our hearts. Not everything needs a groundbreaking reinvention to win us over. Occasionally, all it takes is a certain novel…shall we say, “attitude” to which we can relate in half a heartbeat.
Into each life, some rain must fall. That doesn’t mean we have to be happy about it. We’ve played nicely with Mother Nature about all we care to and if the old broad has a problem with being told to can the waterworks, this punk parasol should clear up just exactly which tight-fitting vase she can fill with April showers and May flowers.
In between rainstorms, we’ll proudly put the Fuck The Rain Umbrella to use in the most unforgettable annual fifth-grade production of “Singin’ In The Rain” that St. Mary’s Orphanage and Fine Cobblers has ever seen.
