WARNING: DO NOT Try To Spend These Remarkable New-Style Prop $100 Bills
If we don’t say something now, then as sure as the sun rises in the east and what comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth reminds us of our toilet bowls after a luncheon catered by Taco Bell, somebody will do something that will make us wish we had: do not, under any circumstances, attempt to spend these double-sided full print $100 bills.
Yes, they are indeed about as close a replication of new-style Benjamins as you will find commercially available anywhere, 85-percent identical to a bona fide $100 bill, impressively resistant to fading, and cut and printed using top-of-the-line machinery to the exact size specifications of genuine U.S. currency. That’s a point of pride for designer and Etsy merchant CinemasProps because they are strictly intended for use by experienced filmmakers. Every bill in each currency-strapped pack of 100 even comes stamped with the disclaimer, “For Motion Picture Use Only” and has been registered with the Library of Congress.
Imagine wrapping up a few stacks of this and giving it to your friends as a gift, or hell, throwing some around the busy street corner watching everyone just lose their freaking minds… or better yet, use the money as room decor to make an everlasting impression on that new girl you just met at the club.
If you should decide to mosey on down to The Fugly Duckling and make it rain on Paying-Their-Way-Through-Med-School-and-Daddy-Issues Night, know that you will be caught and reported.