Ewok Ladies’ Robe Will Make You Shout Ee Chee Wa Maa!
This plush, cozy Ewok Ladies’ Robe raises all kinds of questions about potential divergent evolution across the forest moon of Endor.
Hear us out. Some individual among a species’ population displays the very first instance of a seemingly spontaneous mutation. That one distinctive trait proves exceptionally advantageous to survival in its environment. The anomalous individual breeds and passes on its mutant genes to offspring who also exhibit its unique features, grow up to outlive other individuals without their advantageous physiology, and continue passing on their successfully adapted DNA.
The next thing we know, the species has evolved to favor the once-rare trait so luckily suited to thriving in its surroundings.
Seeing a full-grown adult woman wearing roomy Ewok fur styled with fluffy little ears on top of the hood and two spacious pockets just makes us wonder how long it would take for Ewoks of unusual size to dominate a population of diminutive pygmies surrounded by towering trees. Come on, the advantage of being able to reach high shelves
Of course, the resemblance to the heroic Wicket Wystri Warrick comes as no surprise. Of course, that guy would be the first to sheathe his spear in the newfound Amazons of Endor and sire a line of Ewoks adapted to play point guard in the WNBA.
