Duck Feet For Your Hands Add A Little Waddle When Your Fingers Do The Walking

Duck Feet finger puppets take our memories all the way back to what our wise old grandfather told us every other day growing up: “If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chop its legs off and wear ’em on your hands. That’s how I met Grandma.”

We miss that daffy old coot.

That wasn’t teary-eyed sentiment. He went to the Quik Trip around the corner six hours ago for a corn dog and a Coke. That was the last time anyone saw him. Dollars to donuts, he mistook Flintstone vitamins for his pills again.

Look, if you aren’t going to help us find him before he starts waving his penis at traffic on Main Street and singing “Ain’t Misbehavin’,” consider picking up a box of 60 of these cute soft vinyl novelties for the next time you go a-courtin’. Grandpa’s indecent exposure fines aren’t getting any cheaper and we’ll take all the help we can get.

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