Remember earlier this year, when we introduced you to Funko’s first set of POP! Party String Lights celebrating the 75th anniversary of Captain America joining the Marvel universe? As it turns out, there’s a whole other kind of superhero that Funko is equally keen on honoring.
There isn’t a whole lot that’s “beneath” Deadpool when he demands to be the center of attention. For clarity’s sake, that comprises just about every conscious second of his existence. So ask yourself, would a living, breathing, homicidal Looney Tune who can’t be killed and can regenerate lost body parts nearly infinitely have any hesitation about chopping off one regrown head after another and stringing them up for festive lighting?
OK, so he might. You would have to ask yourself, does this bad guy not have a ready supply of worse guys he could decoratively decapitate? If your flow chart points to “No,” don’t put kitschy self-mutilation past Wade W. Wilson.
Hey, look on the bright side. Thanks to these Deadpool POP! Party String Lights, you can limit the time you spend pondering these grisly scenarios to your next fever dream. This October, the Merc with a Mouth can illuminate any space for any occasion with no bloodshed whatsoever.
Just so we’re all on the same page, if people die for your nerdy decorations, you are doing so many things so very wrong. Don’t stuff lightbulbs in tiny severed heads. Just. Don’t.