OK, so Deadpool has more loose screws than an ineptly assembled Ikea bookshelf. That doesn’t mean the Merc With A Mouth can’t spiff up nicely. The walking, talking (…and talking…and talking…) tumor can certainly appreciate the maximum effort that a little dapper panache adds to any occasion.
Hey, count yourself lucky that Wade W. Wilson has to clean up nicely to tie the knot with Shiklah, Queen of the Undead, and not you. That means you’ll never have to call upon Nightcrawler to tie your tie before he marries you off.
Come to think of it, that’s our favorite fever dream. Count yourself charmed if that’s how the happiest day of your life goes down. The wedding of Duane from Accounting to Cindy the Corporate-Hired Sexual Harassment Lecturer involved a shotgun and no mutants.
When the happiest day of your life arrives, dress for the marriage you want and the one Duane will never have with these swank gunmetal-finished Deadpool Logo Cufflinks. These handsome stainless steel devils sport bullet-style backs for just the right wink from Butter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter every time you try and try again to tug your cuffs as cooly as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson when he…Um…When…heeeeeee…
OK, so he’s probably fixing that cuff right now, somewhere. Just assume that cuff demands his immediate attention. Trust us, safe bet.
Every officially licensed set of Deadpool Logo Cufflinks comes in an especially elegant gift-worthy presentation box.