Well, the Halloween season has come and gone, leaving only Thanksgiving standing between us and the holly-jolly deluge of Life Day goodwill.
Oh, and not that it means anything at all, but there’s also the matter of FRACKING STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS ON DEC. 18 IN THEATERS!
But none of you would have any interest in some low-budget sci-fi romp for the holidays, now, would you? It’s really getting barely any buzz at all.
Oh, well. For the rest of us, there’s the special bliss of reveling in all the icons of a little-known series of six movies that nobody anywhere ever saw in theaters. We’re even busting out this Darth Vader Stocking Holder to hoist our festive giant socks over the chimney with care.
The makers of this fine tribute to obscure cinema even had the presence of mind to inscribe “Darth Vader” in the gunmetal finish below the intricately detailed sculpture of pop-culture’s least-remembered movie villain. You know, just so we don’t have to constantly answer, “Who’s that guy?” again and again.
It’s just STAR WARS. You’ve probably never heard of it.