I find your lack of cooking ability disturbing. Don’t underestimate the power of a good chef. Everyone knows that life is more fun when you’re dressed up like Darth Vader. In fact, once you’ve dressed up like Darth Vader, you rarely find yourself wanting to do anything all that productive.
Unfortunately though, you still need to eat. Which means you need to prepare food using some Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Tongs right?. Otherwise your family will starve while you just sit there, dressed as Darth Vader making some toast.
Luckily there’s a solution: a Darth Vader apron!
Now you can cook while actively looking like Darth Vader! This is almost enough to make cooking enjoyable and worthwhile.