It is inarguably impossible for any gamer to own “too many” dice. Therefore, the opportunity to be rewarded with a d20 for showering is akin to slaying a skeleton that drops Vibranium Plate.
OK, nothing is quite that fortuitous. However, let’s break these D20 Die Soaps from Etsy seller Digitalsoaps down to their ingenious core appeal: a random polyhedral die – either a d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, or d4 – awaits at the center of each grape soda-scented soap. It even rattles about audibly inside its embedded capsule when you shake it. Every piece is the handmade finished product of a multi-step process perfected for the utmost quality in every order, a carefully honed 11-ingredient formula:
- Coconut Oil
- Palm Oil
- Safflower Oil
- Purified Water
- Kosher Vegetable-Originated Glycerin
- Sodium Hydroxide, a saponifying agent
- Moisturizing Sorbitol
- Emulsifying Sorbitan Oleate
- Conditioning Oat Protein
- Titanium Dioxide, a mineral whitener common to opaque soaps
- Fragrance and Coloring Agents
Don’t cotton to the unfortunate stereotype of the sweaty basement-dweller, fellow nerds. We’re offering you dice in exchange for a pledge to bathe.
If you should let children wash with D20 Die Soap, please exercise caution. Your buried bathing treasure may present a choking hazard.