D20 Die Soap Rolls For Hygiene Giving Your Bathroom Some Serious Gamer Cred

It is inarguably impossible for any gamer to own “too many” dice. Therefore, the opportunity to be rewarded with a d20 for showering is akin to slaying a skeleton that drops Vibranium Plate.

OK, nothing is quite that fortuitous. However, let’s break these D20 Die Soaps from Etsy seller Digitalsoaps down to their ingenious core appeal: a random polyhedral die – either a d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, or d4 – awaits at the center of each grape soda-scented soap. It even rattles about audibly inside its embedded capsule when you shake it. Every piece is the handmade finished product of a multi-step process perfected for the utmost quality in every order, a carefully honed 11-ingredient formula:

  • Coconut Oil
  • Palm Oil
  • Safflower Oil
  • Purified Water
  • Kosher Vegetable-Originated Glycerin
  • Sodium Hydroxide, a saponifying agent
  • Moisturizing Sorbitol
  • Emulsifying Sorbitan Oleate
  • Conditioning Oat Protein
  • Titanium Dioxide, a mineral whitener common to opaque soaps
  • Fragrance and Coloring Agents

Don’t cotton to the unfortunate stereotype of the sweaty basement-dweller, fellow nerds. We’re offering you dice in exchange for a pledge to bathe.

If you should let children wash with D20 Die Soap, please exercise caution. Your buried bathing treasure may present a choking hazard.

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8.5 Total Score
Just because you spend all day in your parents basement doesn't mean you have to be unclean between dungeons & dragons games

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